All Natural

Hairy, Fungus infused mole on a sweaty teenager named Jared Getzler

Eww what is that. “ It’s my all natural”

by Hairy All Natural January 7, 2019

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<.7.9.7.6.>sparta, known for his eccentric and enigmatic nature, is bringing music that will bring back color to the culture by creating works of art that captivates the audience<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>sparta, known for his eccentric and enigmatic nature, is bringing music that will bring back color to the culture by creating works of art that captivates the audience<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Just let Nature run its Coors

I.e., don't worry about your swelled-out belly's being too full of light beer --- simply wait a while for your bladder to empty itself several times, and then you'll feel better.

Consuming alcohol is never a good idea, anyway, but if you've had a few too many Silver Bullets "over da Coors of da evening", don't get all panicky over it --- instead, quietly sit back, relax, and "just let Nature run its Coors".

by QuacksO March 5, 2024

Nature center and chill

Go to nature center and smoke dope

Let's go to the nature center and chill

by Expert12345urbandic May 13, 2016

Natural selection

The act of doing something really stupid, and facing severe consequences because of it such as injury or worse.

Person 1: Dude, have you heard about Tom??? He broke his leg after he tried to use a skateboard on a a trampoline!

Person 2: Pfft, that's just natural selection to be honest.

by Rubelmans September 22, 2025

Natural Selection

What happens to someone so stupid they don’t know what natural selection is.

Timmy ate a tide pod and fucking died cause of natural selection

by YourNiceStepBro May 18, 2021

Museum of Natural History

A museum that was there before several generations of new guards and will be there after these next generations as long as it and other beloved people, places, and things live on in the people.

The Museum of Natural History will always face the adversity of being threatened with wildfire (and so far is still standing strong in it's face), but New Yorkers know how to tell a wildfire to go fuck itself when a new guard tries to come in and walk all over what's already there and has been around the block a few times, or what's left of what was already there if some things have already been taken.

by The Original Agahnim December 4, 2021