by skii_ November 24, 2023
Get the the kombucha mushroom people mug.The curse of calamity; uttering the words "cream of mushroom" invokes a wrathful curse upon the world. Each time it is uttered, something bad happens to someone in the world.
Example 1
Guy 1: hey jackass, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you
Guy 2: cream of mushroom.
Guy 1 was then mauled to death by a bear in a gruesome manner.
Example 2
Guy 1: none can stop me now. I am the definition of godliness. Fall beneath me; cream of mushroom.
The world was then slowly ripped apart as the sky began to fall and magma charred the earth, leaving no survivors.
Guy 1: hey jackass, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you
Guy 2: cream of mushroom.
Guy 1 was then mauled to death by a bear in a gruesome manner.
Example 2
Guy 1: none can stop me now. I am the definition of godliness. Fall beneath me; cream of mushroom.
The world was then slowly ripped apart as the sky began to fall and magma charred the earth, leaving no survivors.
by KodakBlack'sbuttcrack December 11, 2023
Get the Cream of Mushroom mug.Kidaki Mushroom is a versatile slang term used to express a range of emotions, including confusion, frustration, or overwhelming excitement. The meaning of the word depends on the context of the situation, allowing it to adapt to various emotions and scenarios.
Confusion: "I asked her about the party, and she gave me this Kidaki Mushroom look like she had no idea what I was talking about."
Frustration: "I've been trying to assemble this furniture for hours, and it's becoming a real Kidaki Mushroom moment. I can't figure out where these screws are supposed to go!"
Overly excited: "When I found out I got the job, I was so Kidaki Mushroom that I couldn't stop smiling for the rest of the day!"
Frustration: "I've been trying to assemble this furniture for hours, and it's becoming a real Kidaki Mushroom moment. I can't figure out where these screws are supposed to go!"
Overly excited: "When I found out I got the job, I was so Kidaki Mushroom that I couldn't stop smiling for the rest of the day!"
by SlangSculptor December 17, 2023
Get the Kidaki Mushroom mug.1. (Marijuana, Idiom - linguistically derived from the classical Japanese combined with pre-millennium American High School) : 1. - The wrong mushroom, not a strain unto itself, refers to any marijuana or pot strain which is noted for its high CBG and similar cannabis contents. The resulting effects were exhibited by Cheech and Chong, That 70s show, and which was alluded to of Francis in Season one of Malcolm in the Middle (2000).
1. {In the voice of Ray Romano Please kevin, tell me you didn't smoke or eat the wrong mushroom, or we might end up 'shrooming the shroom.
by Buttfuckme January 8, 2023
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Get the Mushroom Man mug.When an uncircumcised man stretches his foreskin over the penis of a circumcised man and they both blow their loads into his foreskin. Then it mushrooms out into the uncircumcised man.
Mushroom Cupping:
When an uncircumcised man stretches his foreskin over the penis of a circumcised man and they both blow their loads into his foreskin. His load was so huge that it split my foreskin. So now we can’t mushroom cup anymore
When an uncircumcised man stretches his foreskin over the penis of a circumcised man and they both blow their loads into his foreskin. His load was so huge that it split my foreskin. So now we can’t mushroom cup anymore
by Red Dog 99 July 7, 2023
Get the Mushroom Cupping mug.When you make big decisions, and you’re power housing your way through them. When you take on and take over a project to get it done regardless of the obstacles. Also, just when you've been procrastinating for too long and suddenly decide to accomplish your long list of "to-do's". Making mushroom moves consists of prevailing in dark conditions and thriving.
She took her washing machine apart, and put it back together, because she thought she lost a sock? She's making mushroom moves!
by RMBruce August 3, 2023
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