Moisty

When a female is participating in a non-sexual, feminine activity that abruptly results in the female getting wet by herself or while in the company of her female friend/friends.

Moisty is the female equivalents of a Broner

I cleaned my house so well that it gave me a moisty.

Cindy, the way you baked that cake gave me a moisty.

Shanana, you did my weave so good it gave me a moisty.

by LU SAACS November 3, 2009

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Moist n Saggy

A phrase referring to a time-worn pussy that has become low-hanging and swamp-like in result of prolonged exposure to un pene sucio de mexicano (a dirty mexican penis)

Wow! If it wasn't for that Moist n Saggy, I might never have attempted a furry helmet on her ass.

by Rusty Trombone April 6, 2006

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Moise

Simply 2kewl4u

Drinking a cup of Moise a day helps keep the doctor away!

by Moise September 23, 2003

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moidelize

Murderize or murder. Used extensively in the Three Stooges films. Archaic humerous slang.

"I'll moidelize ya!" Used frequently in the old Three Stooges comedy films.

by Russ C. August 29, 2007

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Moist Velvet

A Crazy Drinking league created in 2009 in Palmerston North, New Zealand.

Keeping it moist since the good times in Church Street.

Moist velvet has officials including Tim B, Jarmila N, Daniel M, Daniel R, Mark C and Helena P. There is also a large group of talented groupies that follow.

After having two now members banned from social club drinks without any evidence, this spirit filled league came together in a "Captain Planet" kind of way - Now known throughout the Manawatu as the elite drinking team.

Moist velvet is as sexy as their chosen crew name.

Drinking games don't phase em - They are the masters!!

Shall we get on the drinks? - Sure - Moist Velvet that Shit up!

That kinda excites me - all moist

by moistness1985 February 4, 2010

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