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Mexican Cereal

N. Basically like normal cereal, but this time with South-of-the-Border fun. Replace cereal with corn chips. Replace Milk with Salsa. Pour in bowl and eat. It is a delicious way to enjoy the flavors of Mexico.
Linda: I want breakfast, but I'm so tired of boring American cereals.
Antoine: Don't fret, try this Mexican Cereal!
Both: Mmmmm!
by Jay Jay Cool Whip October 27, 2010
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sad mexican butt

A lumpy butt caused from bathroom cleaning chemicals. Specifically happens to Mexicans because their butt DNA mutates and causes lumpy butt.
Example for "Sad Mexican Butt":

Kyle: "Yo what happened to that girls butt?

Matt: "Dude you know she cleans bathrooms at night, she has that sad Mexican butt from the chemicals."
by MGM8000 December 23, 2013
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Mexican Mini Van

5 in the front and 5 in the back. When a man fists a woman through both her vagina and her asshole.
" Imma fit you up and make you into a Mexican Mini Van!!"
by CAPT JTK September 24, 2009
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mexican mudflap

Post female defecation, her sexual partner sticks his erect falus betwixt her unwiped butt cheeks, but not into her orphus, and thrusts vigorously.
Coleman could not get the stank off his dick after Alice gave him a greasy mexican mudflap.
by zzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaassssssssxxxx December 1, 2009
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Mexican Rose

The act of inserting and removing a tequila bottle or like-sized object into a person's rectal orifice while the person is upside-down vertically. The puckering of the anal walls and surrounding flesh upon extrication forms what is termed as the "Mexican Rose"
"Hey, you have a tequila bottle? I would love to get a Mexican Rose please!"
by seraphic_wrath October 31, 2009
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Mexican Sunset

Bending over and pulling ones pants down, exposing the anus and showing viewers "The Mexican Sunset"
Teddy and I totally showed that dick a Mexican Sunset last night.
by Mr Poopoop July 25, 2010
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Mexican job fair

Mexican job fair is when you see a line of mexicans standing in front of a home depot, paint store, ace, or other home appliance stores.
Hey, I bet we can get more help to paint by going to home depot's Mexican job fair.
by Spoofter84 January 2, 2011
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