bronwen method

Eating an entire chocolate cake while watching Netflix on Valentine's Day.

Who needs a Valentine for Valentine's Day? I had plenty of fun by the Bronwen Method. BronwenValentine's DayValentineNetflixChocolate Cake

by ChubbyPenguin February 15, 2015

sharing method

A peer to peer business model for trading information, goods or services via an online marketplace.

I used the sharing method and rented out a room in my house to a random person to make extra money on Airbnb.

by seme81 August 25, 2015

MAF method

MAF method stands for Make-up, Angle and Fliter method. Girls mostly uses this method on social media to make themselves prettier than normal.

This chick Tiffany pulled a MAF method on me. Turned out that she is average not hot.

by Nathi Nice October 26, 2015

Baturian Method

Act of inserting an object into your arse when you are unsure about what to do with it.

"I can't fit into these shoes anymore."

"Well, you can always use the Baturian Method. "

by Hastwyk November 20, 2016

ancient methology

Medieval Greek/Roman science/biological-fantasy fiction written by supposedly-learned scholars who were merely trippin' out on drugs during their periods of scroll-writing, and so their fantastical hieroglyphic tales came primarily from just their own deranged-brain ramblings, rather than being rooted in any historical facts or beliefs.

I have never understood why ancient methology should be a required subject in high school --- what earthly use to the average American is knowledge of morbid-fairly-tale stuff that was written down many centuries ago, especially when it originated in a far-off country and wasn't even true to begin with??

by QuacksO March 3, 2017

frightentific method

This is the method used by Frightentists to both acquire study funding and generating an output; regardless of input; which is in support of the stated purpose of the study in order to ensure continued funding.

Using the frightentific method we were able to apply "corrections" to data in order to achieve the desired apocalyptic prediction and at the same time secure funding for the next five years.

by Nutty Tech June 3, 2017

Waterfall method

When asked for an opinion, start by saying something nice to ease the blow of the waterfall of bad stuff you are about to say.

"How do i tell my friend that he is super annoying and terrible in every way."
"Start by saying he has nice hair."
"But he doesn't."
"Doesn't matter, its the waterfall method."

by Wagio December 7, 2017