Man Function

Any function that seems manly to a group of testosterone and beer fueled men such as a truck show, car show, boat show, RV show or and such visit to a bass pro shop. It works well with a large group of men, that way it doesnt look like a date

Person 1:Hey did you hear? Jasons organizing a Man Function!
Person 2: Hell Yea! I Love You Guys In A Totally Non Gay Way.
Person 1: Me Too, Now rub Me down with deer scent

by Johnny "The Answer" March 29, 2010

Dancing Man

Originally posted on 4chan's /b forum, the Dancing Man is a collection of two photos; one of an overweight man dancing fervently, and the other of the same man bowing his head in humiliation as (presumeably) a group of people laugh at him. The caption of the photo said: "Spotted this specimen trying to dance the other week. He stopped when he saw us laughing." Due to the mean-spirited nature of the post, a Twitter user decided to start a #dancingman campaign to find the Dancing Man, and furthermore invite him to a massive party with hundreds of woman in LA. This hastag quickly blew up on Twitter, with even celebrities like Pharrell Williams, Moby, and Ellie Goulding supporting the cause and opting to perform at the party. The Dancing Man was eventually identified as a London native named Sean, who will attend the party.

The Dancing Man is proof that there is still faith in humanity.

by NotACat March 8, 2015

Smile Man

The devil that walks the earth

literally the incarnate of evil on earth

The last thing I will see is smile man -everyone

by huge yikes March 16, 2021

man spray

Another term for semen, cum, jizz, or guy goo.

Byron shot his warm creamy load of man spray into Rebecca's rectal cavity while screaming "get ready for my sweetness!"

That señor faggoto just got covered in man spray!

by Taft September 29, 2011

Lithuania-Man

An overrated Portuguese tap-in merchant who likes to score goals against farmers and plumbers from newly discovered countries or their clubs. He terrorizes these 125+ ranked nations with his insane 2 yard tapin masterclasses.

Such are the tales of farming of the Lithuania-Man, legends say he sucks farmers dry and clean by his innate sucking abilities.

by Lisandro Martinez November 4, 2022

Souper Man

A can of Campbell's Chunky Soup with a red cape.

With great soup, comes great responsibility -souper man.
(actually me doing a voice over for souper man)

by natalie sthoup August 5, 2010

Man One

Abbreviation for "Manslaughter in the First Degree."

"Man One is out of the question for such an offense."

by Jerry September 7, 2004