Mailbait

Outgoing mail that is left in your curbside mailbox, so you can raise the pickup flag. This saves you have having to repeatedly run to the mailbox to see if the mailman has come.

"Just leave the utility bill here. I'll use it as mailbait because I'm expecting something important today."

by thaggas November 25, 2013

mail polish

The glue on envelopes and stamps, which must be moistened to become sticky. Most people will moisten it by licking the envelope or the stamp, and will find that mail polish has a very distinctive flavor.

Dude, I just can't get enough of the taste of mail polish. I could lick envelopes and stamps all day.

by Melancholera May 16, 2014

mailbox pimp

One who pimps mailboxes

That some kinda mailbox pimp right there

by catch life by the balls December 31, 2015

Mail this fucker outa here

To get somebody to where they gotta be going to or need to get to.

Me-He needs to get his job tomorrow
Friend-So then mail this fucker outa here then,adios

by The NewJoker March 16, 2016

Maido

A chill girl. Who dont give a shit. And love food its her job to eat.

I was i was Maido

by Jeweetzelfxox February 25, 2017

Maiconspiral

The Maiconspiral is a word used to describe the evil circle that occurs when a person avoids cleaning up the house. In general the spiral starts with a person not cleaning up because there's not enugh to clean up, so the cleaning up will not have an impact. However it then evolves into said person not cleaning up because it's too much to clean up.

Person 1: Jesus Christ your living room is fucking messy...

Person 2: Yeah it's too much shit to clean up

Person 1: You've probably just entered a Maiconspiral. You should clean up now to avoid it.

by xXPussy420DestroyerXx July 12, 2017

maalon

Best type of person in the world. Always try’s to cheer people up even if they do not see it. Good friend and great lover.

Maalon is such a good friend

by Ahjssnsbns May 2, 2018