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vlack magic

Wow you Dipshit you must have made a typo
Really John? You can't spell black magic?
I'm too lazy Kate so Im just going to keep spelling it like "vlack magic"
by David Profittt July 12, 2016
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Magical Cracker

The respective counterpoint to the Magical Negro. A white character in TV or Film Media that solves all the problems of the people around them, using an unreasonably broad range of suspiciously advanced skills or just straight up magic. They are usually female, guardian-type characters with kind demeanours whom also present the constant low-level threat they might put you inside their handbag-porthole if you cross them - never to be seen again.
Julie Andrews is a two-time magical cracker actor.
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Lady Magic

The process of creating an orgasm for a lady. Not just giving her the best thirty seconds of your life!
Dave come round and give me some Lady Magic!
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Audible Magic

An Orwellian organization run by Communist Party USA whose primary goal is creating technology to prevent you from uploading certain copyrighted content to prevent piracy. It often does not recognize fair use due to it being automated, making expression under the First Amendment a hassle. A company that will certainly cause the next civil war over creativity and expression.
A number of websites grossly exploit Audible Magic's technology, including YouTube, Twitch, MySpace, Vimeo, and many others.
by The Real Driller August 22, 2022
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magic lantern

The magic lantern was an early type of image projector, developed in the 17th century.

It used a concave mirror behind a light source to direct as much of the light as possible through a small rectangular sheet of glass – the magic lantern slide – on which was the painted or photographic image to be projected – and onward into a lens at the front.

Candles or oil lamps were used, producing dim projections. Lighting Improvements took the form of the "Argand lamp" from the 1790s, limelight in the 1820s, electric arc light in the 1860s and finally the incandescent electric lamp.

The magic lantern could project moving images by the use of various types of mechanical slide, which could be over a foot long at times and could contain gears cranks and pulleys. ‘English pattern’ slides were 3.5 by 3.5 inches, ‘French pattern slides’ were 3.25 by 4 inches, and the ‘standard European size’ was 3.25 by 3.25 inches.

The magic lantern played a very important part in Victorian society. Temperance and religious lectures were given. The lantern was also used in education, for demonstration of scientific principles, and to relay news of world events. By this time, images were being transferred to slides by photographic means, and then colored by hand. Lanterns of this time could have up to four projection tubes.

Despite the advent of motion pictures, magic lanterns were still used in schools and institutes; photographic and printed slides were still being manufactured in the 1940s.
My grandma has old magic lantern projection slides from the 1920's
by cheese tips March 22, 2017
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magic stone

When a man impregnates a woman and only has one testicle.
"Dude, I got Britney pregnant"
"Man, that's impressive. You must have a magic stone!"
by LactoseFreeLu December 18, 2014
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magic tallow

Using the fat rolls of an extremely obese person to masturbate, preferably using lard as lubricant
I took a ride on the magic tallow last night.
by conman2305 May 5, 2016
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