Milated

Named for the Australian serial killer Ivan Milat, who killed 7 hitchikers. When you accept a lift from someone and you are unsure of where you are going. You may get murdered and buried in a shallow grave in the middle of the bush/forest.

The Sitch was hitching along the highway, when Anthony pulled up in a skin peeler wagon and offered him a lift. After several miles Sitch was sure he was going to get Milated.

by Bigdogaloggle April 11, 2011

Mile Post Club

Getting it while on a train. The railroad version of the Mile High Club. Taken from the term "mile post," the railroad equivalent of highway mile markers. Applies to intercity and commuter trains (Amtrak, Metra, Metro North, etc.).

1. I joined the milepost club on the Amtrak train to New York last night.
2. Sex life dull and boring? Try riding the train and joining the mile post club.
3. You've banged 3 girls on a plane? Well, I banged 7 girls on Amtrak on one train trip from New York to LA. The benefits of being a member of the mile post club.
4. I never had time to pursue my sexual fantasies before I joined the mile post club. Now I get it every night on my commute on Metra from Chicago to Homewood.

by Lumberjack93 May 26, 2011

Milf Jammer

Someone who is known to have sex with milfs.

Johnny: Can Benson and I come over to your house tonight?
Steve: Hell no. He is a notorious Milf Jammer.

by osikko October 15, 2011

Milkboarding

Milkboarding is a less common form of torture in which milk is poured over the face of an immobilized captive, thus causing the individual to experience the sensation of drowning. Milkboarding can cause extreme pain, dry drowning, damage to lungs, and several symptoms related to lack of oxygen. Symptoms can also include bad breath lasting several weeks or even months, as a result of milk decomposing in the lungs.

Milkboarding is being used in parts of the fitness industry (the strong parts) as punishment for spreading stupidity.

Traditionally, whole milk is used for the torture. In rare cases, whole milk with added cream is used. The added cream increases the amount of fat in the milk, resulting in a higher level of oxygen restriction.

Although milkboarding has several similarities to waterboarding, the use of milkboarding is mainly for punishment, not as means to retrieve information.

"If that skinny vegan keeps saying meat is unhealthy, I'm gonna f**king milkboard him."

"That lazy fatass stopped badmouthing squatting after he was milkboarded."

"Gym Rule: Curling in the squat-rack is punished by milkboarding until consciousness is lost."

by Melkemannen September 4, 2012

Milky Titties

When one's tits are squishy and soft like butter, and have the sheen of a milky glaze.

Did you fuck that milf yet?
No, but I felt her milky titties!

by MLJP Milfz4Lyfe November 13, 2012

Milkfloat

Someone who is typically slow (like a milkfloat) minded and could often be referered to as an invalid.

Guy: Mate, dat bitch didn't even pre heat the oven before cooking her ready meal..
Friend: I told you, proper fucking milkfloat.

by Page4LFC17 February 1, 2013

milf hunting

The action of seducing an attractive middle-aged woman

"Have you seen that chick at the bar?"
"The milf?"
"Yeah! I'm gonna go milf hunting!"

by SterFinn February 4, 2014