kms

to kill yourself

Person 1: "Ugh life is so difficult, this shit be making me wanna kms. Gun shot to the head or..? A noose?"

Person 2: "Noooo! DONT SAY THAT! Ur life is important to us. I love u."

Person 1: "Thanks.. but I just hate life so much."

Person 2: "DONT THINK ABT-"

Person 1: *jumps off a bridge*

Person 2: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ILL ALSO KMS"

Person 2: *jumps off bridge*

by bcyei11sded September 21, 2025

kmwag

acronym for ‘kill me with a gun.’ used when you want someone to kill you with a gun

it’s exam week. just kmwag already

by shitboy1974 September 27, 2025

KMYRAH

A quiet person when they don’t know or like u but when yall are close she is a lose cannon!! She’s a very special friend and is the life of the party for jokes and a good time, sometimes she’s too In love with evb else internet drama/ love life but only because she isn’t a huge dater!! Kmyrah is the best.

there goes KMYRAH time to cry

by Kittiemissy May 5, 2025

KMRA

Kiss My Royal Ass

Said the Princess of Wales to Meghan Markle, "KMRA."

by Ecotonic1 May 24, 2025

Kmwea

Kiss my whole entire ass

Oscar- "hey jim what happened with you and pam?"
Jim- "she can kmwea"
Oscar- "what?"
Jim- "She can kiss my WHOLE entire ass"

by Qvultx June 4, 2025

KMC

A portmanteau of KYC(an anti-money laundering process where you fork over your ID to a crypto or stock exchange platform) and KMS/KYS meaning to kill ones self. The portmanteau refers to the act of using a regulated crypto or stock exchange for illegal activity namely money-laundering. In money-laundering communities, this is considered suicidal, hence, "KMC".

"Man, bitcoin mixer's don't use real encryption, it's just a useless shell game. Don't wanna KMC bro."

"Use coinbase. Nah, don't wanna KMC bruh."

by Tourniquette October 28, 2025

KMS

Kingsize massive schlong

Person A: “imma kms”
Person B: “don’t kingsize massive schlong yourself”

by 101Pelican December 16, 2025