kentucky viper militia

The Kentucky viper militia AKA the KVM is a gang of worthless drug-dealing scroats originally found in south and eastern Kentucky. Due to their high birth rate they unfortunately have spread throughout Kentucky and are also seen on occasion in other states. They own motels and bars where they run prostitution and sell drugs. All known members are related and insane and should be considered armed and dangerous at all times. Can be identified by extremely low IQ and terrible odor along with unnatural devotion to their mamas and above all their attraction to incest and violence. All of them have been to prison and or mental institutions which is not surprising given their retard-level IQ's and love of crime. They call themselves a militia and they like to drive tanks around in the hills but real militias will have nothing to do with them. No relation to the Kentucky Vipers Volleyball Team or any other sports team.

I wanted to join the Kentucky Viper Militia but they rejected me on the grounds that my parents are not related

by sharpsburgpie May 31, 2022

Kentucky Pile Drive

When a guy is doing a girl doggy style and just before he cums he knocks her arms from under her smashing her face into the ground making her chip her tooth

Ya we were doing it doggy style and I pulled a kentucky pile drive and now she looks like a hick

by Nat the Dogg maan August 29, 2006

louisville vs. kentucky

Easily the greatest and most passionate rivalry in all of sports. It is between the only two major colleges in the state of kenctucky, and is easily the most hyped game by the fans all year. Unlike other rivalries like UNC-Duke and Sox-Yankees, the cards and cats only play once a year for all of the marbles. The rivalry heated up when Pitino who once saved the UK program took the Louisville job, and recently brought them to a final four.

UK fan:UK is best ever, cuz they have 5 all americans coming in.
UL fan:thats BS , tubby sucks and cant coach, all you have is a bunch of white trash.
UK fan:dude, my cousin is HOT!

louisville vs. kentucky is best

by bbfubfbbf May 2, 2006

kentucky straw hat

the act of having sex with a girl in a straw pile, getting off in her hair and the straw sticks to her hair thus forming a hat made of straw

woman 1-damn nancy i like your new hat

woman 2- thanks its a kentucky straw hat i really love it

by chopblock February 5, 2010

kentucky beef blaster

When a male and a female are engaged in anal sex, and the female partner has explosive diarrhea. When the male partner ejaculates, it leaves a sticky mixture of semen and shit

Hey, Jay, last night I was having anal sex with your sister and it turned into a Kentucky beef blaster

by The Poon Catchers December 28, 2014

Kentucky Fucked Chicken

A sexual act where a male with a KFC bucket will put out a deep fried leg and the proceed to penetrate the girl with it, He will then bite the chicken and lick his fingers (Finger lickin' Good)

Can also be down between two females

I gave your sister a Kentucky Fucked Chicken last night, she got pissed when I didn't leave any chicken left for her.

by Dsiund February 6, 2015

Eastern Kentucky University

Located in Richmond KY, this is the nation's premier Law Enforcement, Emergency Medical Care, Assets Protection and Security college in the world. The Kentucky Department of Criminal Justice Training is situated on Eastern's campus, along with Kentucky State Police post 7. This college is the Yale/Harvard/Princeton/Stanford of those wishing to enter into a career for law enforcement.

1. Man, I found out I wasn't man enough to become a police officer while persuing a degree at Eastern Kentucky University, so I decided to go to the University of Kentucky for a liberal philosophy degree.

by Jim Black May 11, 2006