Kyle Simmons is the keyboard player for the alternative/ indie band Bastille. He is amazing and humble, probably the funniest in the band. He loves cats, as seen on several shirts he likes to wear. His mustache/ beard combo is something to die for, it's his trademark in the band I think(Although Dan often has a beard/ stubble, and Will's is more like stubble.) He is currently dating Janna Bartlett. He's very friendly with the crowds at their concerts, and loves what he does. He's hilarious, supportive, talented, and without him Bastille just wouldn't be Bastille. Definitely my favorite member in the band.
Person: Hey, you're going to the Bastille concert tonight right?
Stormer: Yeah! I'm so excited to see them! I'm going to try to stand by Kyle Simmons so I can say hi. He's very friendly, he'll probably wave back!
Stormer: Yeah! I'm so excited to see them! I'm going to try to stand by Kyle Simmons so I can say hi. He's very friendly, he'll probably wave back!
by BastilleStormer March 29, 2016
Get the kyle simmonsmug. -hottest Asian from California, very good at singing, math, and running, pulls all the girls but is fucking dry, cutest smile
-one letter, and on rare occasions: one word, answers to texts if you are one of the few worthy of his attention
-is definitely going to Harvard
-Bill Gates = off brand Kyle Loh
-one letter, and on rare occasions: one word, answers to texts if you are one of the few worthy of his attention
-is definitely going to Harvard
-Bill Gates = off brand Kyle Loh
by Kyle's #1 Simp October 17, 2023
Get the Kyle Lohmug. The greatest, most badass soldier to every have been blessed to wear a US uniform, or any uniform for that matter. Rivals Chuck Norris in badassery. Has confirmed 160 kills as a sniper, claimed about 250. Did not stop until the job was done. A true American patriot. Loyal to his country, his men, and his family. Tragically killed by a mad vet whom he was trying to help. Rest in Peace Chris Kyle.
by runnin'wild January 24, 2015
Get the chris kylemug. One of the main characters in the south park franchise. A ten year old boy who wears a green hat and congratulations you’ve just been pranked i do not give a fuck about ur hopes and dreams look at the next definition
by Kyle_broflovski10000000 May 2, 2020
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by smartgirl2013 May 22, 2010
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by I have a crazy obsession with May 25, 2021
Get the Kyle Kuzmamug. two best friends who have been through rough patches but have made it through thick and thin, kyle is the funny one who leads tyler into strange situations, while tyler keeps his cool and knows when to help kyle fix his problems. tyler and kyle have a bright future of being friends and have the power to be friends forever. tyler will be kyle's best man and kyle will be tyler's best man at each others weeddings. tyler has a soul patch because he looks like gods number one weed head while kyle keeps his amazing chinstrap apart these guys are men but together they are gods!
by scott217 September 5, 2011
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