Keep your tits dry

If someone tells you to keep your tits dry it means to calm the fuck down amd be patient.

person1: Dude when are you soming over

person2: keep your tits dry im on my way

by zoomer250 February 1, 2021

Keep the Flour one hundred

When you need to be blunt and honest.

Hey man, can I talk to you?

Yea, but only if you keep the flour one hundred.

by Pop-pop cooks on the hook April 24, 2021

Keep the bird in its cage

A fancy way of saying, "Keep it in your pants!"

Dick: "I'm thinking about going streaking; wanna join?"
Tom: "No, and keep the bird in its cage!"

by Dcstrutter May 27, 2015

Playing keep away with Chewbacca

Masturbating

I was Playing keep away with Chewbacca last night

by The Kyle November 25, 2010

when keeping it real goes wrong

Chappelle show skit that satirizes a situation where a person decides to act on impulse or acts uninhibited by social mores or norms (i.e. "keeping it real") which usually leads to adverse and often times unexpected results.

When keeping it real goes wrong in a board meeting at your corporate job when someone mimics, coopts, or imitates your culture in a condescending way and seeks your affirmation in doing so. (i.e. "Give me some skin, dawg"). Also referred to as "actin' your color"

by JNice007 March 2, 2009

keep my dick hard

1) to tell someone to fuck off by means of ignoring them, and giving there drama zero attention.

2) to stand firm on your conviction. that your right no matter what anyone else says

todd is begging to come over, but Im gona keep my dick hard. hes not invited.

by Josiah Van Dien May 8, 2010

When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong

The greatest Chappelle's Show skit ever, self explanatory.

You think it's a game nigga? BAH BOW

by General Crap March 7, 2004