Behemoth Jungle Troll

A big fat ass chick that looks like she is half hippo half troll.

"Man I got drunk last night and ended up hooking up with a behemoth jungle troll, bitch tried to eat me!"

Behemoth Jungle Troll by Dsmoove1 October 15, 2008

Welcomed To The Jungle 

Being completely unprepared for a situation and making it very apparent you are neither prepared nor capable of functioning in a particular capacity

Professor: Jim can you please tell me the answer to problem 3?
Jack: ummm.... errr.... well you see.... this one confused me...
Jake (Jack's friend): Welcome to the Jungle Jack
Jack: Damn it. Yeah I got welcomed to the jungle.

Welcomed To The Jungle by welcomedtothejungle April 15, 2011

electric jungle juice 

This is the shit. gets you real fucked up. Everclear, acid, and hawaiian punch or koolaid. holy shit its potent. youll be seein clowns and not knowing where you are in minutes

dude the electric jungle juice phucked me up last night

electric jungle juice by gettincrunk May 13, 2005

The Jungle 

A basement of a home in southern New Jersey where local highschool kids are often found boozin, using, and having drunken sex. All around a garunteed good time. The Jungle has ben many people's first time they drank, did drugs, or had all types of sex.

Where are we goin tonite? I heard the Jungle is open.

The Jungle by FreeYaYo May 13, 2005

the jungle 

The Jim Rome Show!

war Van Smack, you rule!!!

"A tremendous Friday to you! welcome to the jungle, I am Jim Rome....."

the jungle by VanSmackClone November 7, 2003

Juice Box Jungle 

A jungle filled with juice boxes. Main sources of vegetation include, juice and their boxes. Juice boxes reproduce within the species creating more juice boxes. When offspring are capable of reproducing parents are sent to be drank. Often destroyed by deforestation by McCain juice companies. . . .. . . and civil war... . . ..

Cats don't appreciate.....

GET AT ME WOLF

Juice Box Jungle

Juice Box Jungle by pseudonymister flex July 20, 2009

tazimanian jungle puppet

a big nigga on a set of strings just like kermit the frog. he usually speaks in a rapid snarling jigaboo type language and set straight be the late white jim henson puppet master.

"the man" has got shazaam dangling like a tazimanian jungle puppet.

tazimanian jungle puppet by shnarf May 26, 2008