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Juan

Pretty sus kid, shitty ass jungler and half bird. If you get distracted, he will probably flirt with your girl. Name stands for being hardstuck in LoL. More than 1k games and still gold. If you ever meet one, better to not to be his friend. He has shitty luck and he spreads it. He’s probably sucking dick rn.
Improve your macro game or you will become a Juan.
by HalfBirdBoy November 22, 2021
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juan vela

a person who is super nice only to annoy you and play a con perhaps.

Typically a Spaniard or someone who comes from Spain.
Juan Vela's or Juan Vela'd is the act of being conned and annoyed by someone of hispanic origin.
The Spaniards are well known for being bullshit artists but they are also annoying at it.
The people of South America had been Juan Vela'd out of their Gold under the pretense that it was going to a God.

A business partner is a Juan Vela and conned all of his friends into giving him money, and then was annoying about it.
by StartUper June 16, 2018
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Juan Pablo

Juan Pablo is apparently a reserved boy, he finds it difficult to express his feelings but nevertheless, he shows you if he cares about you. He is authentic and has the best sense of humor, Juan Pablo also usually sings quite well and has an artist's gift!
wow I didn’t know Juan Pablo sang that well!
by anónimoxd November 22, 2021
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Juan

a kid that thinks and behaves like the world revolves around him, you can be sitting doing nothing and out of nowhere he can annoy the shit out of you to the point that you want to beat him up. he's that one kid that wont stop playing minecraft and the type of person to abuse power in any situation in a game. Its like some one slapping a baby for sucking it's thumb. it could be a living hell just knowing someone named Juan
bozo, his name is Juan
by jarrylovestits August 21, 2022
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Juan

Juan is the man with the plan
He gets bitches
He gives advice to his friends on how to get bitches
He would give advice to you too
Juan is the man with the plan
Juan: ayo bro this is how you get bitches: REDACTED
Friend: thanks Juan
by March 23, 2022
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Juan

To fail academically
“Bro I’m gonna Juan this test up so bad
by Diego Hernández May 13, 2025
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Juan

Juan isn’t the brightest in the head but has the biggest. Usually Mexican and usually pale.He likes girls but never admits to who specifically he likes.His teachers think he is special and very gifted but is wasting his talent.He usually is in high school and usually doesn’t like school m. Usually a gamer and is very cool and stylish and romantic.
Juan’s style is impeccable.
by Mary145 October 23, 2019
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