Joseph

Joseph is stupid. He doesn't know when to make decisions on his own and typically is "broke" when in reality he gets $100 per week from his parents. Joseph has a current weighted GPA of a 3.0 and cannot put contacts on. His love of the life is named Phuc. He is stubborn and cannot dance. He overthinks and makes himself look stupid in front of everyone. He is also horrible at backflips.

Joseph likes Phuc, therefore, gay couple

by SGT Von November 20, 2019

Joseph Stalin

Soviet Leader who killed like 20 million people and oppressed anyone who disagreed with him.

"So many people are praising Joseph Stalin on urbdic. You're not in Stalin's USSR. You're not going to the gulag if you don't praise Stalin here."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName May 26, 2022

Saint Joseph's College

College in Patchogue, Long Island and in Brooklyn, Long Island, New York City. Listed as one of the top ten liberal arts colleges on the East Coast of the United States. When originally founded in 1916 in Brooklyn it was an all female school. Today it is a two campus college full of students, male and female, who pursue a wide range of academic pursuits. Still has a high focus as an Educational Vocation college that is changing to expand into nursing as well as other fields.

Where did you go to school?

SJU - Saint Joseph's College

Where is that?

New York.

Cool

by Alumni of 2001 May 4, 2007

Joseph

A super sweet guy with amazing hair, blue eyes, the voice of an angel, sweet,kind,caring,never gives up. Is sometimes a nerd but is reasonably popular tons of girls like him but he is still single somehow he's extremely smart and has mostly advanced classes he cares about his family and has everything he could ever ask for

Girl 1- wow look it's JOSEPH
GIrl 2- wooooww

by A child of the universe February 4, 2017

anthony joseph

Anthony Joseph, AJ. He is offen know for beinging caring sweet and a friend to talk to. He also has a sexy tough manly side that will take your breath away.

He is your best friend and your boyfriend all in one and all you wanna do is cuddle with him.

"Wow your such and good listener and cuddler"

"That's why they call me Anthony Joseph, aj for short"

by Infinity143 January 24, 2014

joseph

very ugly guy, usually asian and often gay. josephs are normally obsessed with themselves and usually break mirrors cause they are so ugly.

eww that must be joseph!

by josephsareugly November 21, 2011

Joseph Nye

Former Assistant Secretary of Defense and Dean of Harvard University's John F. Kennedy School of Government. He is author of Soft Power: The Means to Success in World Politics

Also, future father of your children

See: badass

"Soft power key to check terrorism" - Nye 04

"Dude, did you read the stuff Nye published last week?"
"Yeah, that guy's a straight-up baller"

"Joseph Nye hardens my soft power"

by RU4Serious? August 13, 2008