An over priced pair of shoes made by Asian kids and sold to ghetto trash and wanna-be ghetto trash in the US and elsewhere. Typically purchased by people who can't remotely afford them and so are willing to make sacrifices (such as not feeding their kids, selling food stamps, etc.) to obtain them.
The possession of such footwear instills false feelings of superiority to those who don't have them, self worth, attractiveness and popularity. In all reality though, everyone knows the truth- you're just a moron who spent $180+ on a pair of shoes that you can't afford. The possession of these shoes has one annoying draw back- next month there is a new pair coming out that said moron has to get because the pair they just bought are now considered to be old.
The possession of such footwear instills false feelings of superiority to those who don't have them, self worth, attractiveness and popularity. In all reality though, everyone knows the truth- you're just a moron who spent $180+ on a pair of shoes that you can't afford. The possession of these shoes has one annoying draw back- next month there is a new pair coming out that said moron has to get because the pair they just bought are now considered to be old.
Brian: Shi'thead over there just bought those new Air Jordans.
Bob: Ah, no wonder his kids are begging for food in the streets.
Brian: They're already considered to be old. A new pair is coming out in two weeks so the whole miserable process will repeat itself here shortly.
Bob: Ah, no wonder his kids are begging for food in the streets.
Brian: They're already considered to be old. A new pair is coming out in two weeks so the whole miserable process will repeat itself here shortly.
by Chester B. Arthur May 31, 2009
Get the Air Jordansmug. An individual with freakishly huge arms. Also may posses the ability to consume large amounts of pussy drinks and cocktails like McGillicuddy's. He also may take the game of beer pong a little too seriously when attempting to shoot. He also has a vagina and doesn't remember his first beer.
" If I work out and do curls everyday for the rest of my life, i will develop arms like Jordan Lindemann'
by truefriend69 August 20, 2010
Get the Jordan Lindemannmug. Gorgeous, lovely and one heck of an amazing guy. He's a definate lady's man and ALWAYS lives life to the full..
Liam Jordan is also slang for..
THE FITTEST OF FITTIES
Liam Jordan is also slang for..
THE FITTEST OF FITTIES
by 941702 July 4, 2009
Get the Liam Jordanmug. The act of not following through i.e. Making plans with no intention of the completion to the said activity.
If someone where to say they were going to move to Humphreys, California with a friend, however, does not have any plans to follow through. That person is "Pulling a Jordan".
by G-Boss August 20, 2011
Get the Pulling a Jordanmug. an awesome singer, who sings songs like one love, ordinary girl, outside looking in, teenager etc, disney channel star
by Choc Chip Muffin October 23, 2008
Get the Jordan Pruittmug. This is a relatively new move. However, the chilly jordan was instantly made into a classic act as soon as it was performed for the first time. what you do is, either you or the bitch, takes a diarrhea in a shot glass. you take the shot, motorboat her boobs, punch her in the vagina, and then hi fives all around!!!!
The bitch was annoying me earlier, so when i was finishing up my chilly jordan, i punched her extra hard... mike was there to give me an extra good hi five.
by gootch November 8, 2006
Get the chilly jordanmug. A Jordan (male) is a sexy beast who will beat anyone in a video game contest, he will fuck up anyone who says they are better
by The_Word_Wizard August 26, 2017
Get the jordan (male)mug.