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Jackson Runyon 

A simp who likes a girl named Brady but won’t admit to it and goes to 5 star lunch dates with her
Jackson Runyon that kid is a simp and won’t admit to liking Brady
Jackson Runyon by Jacksonasimp February 11, 2020

jackson jackson 

Jackson's are hot (see: jackson, dump-truck ass) but what happens when someone's a Jackson Jackson?? You double all the attributes of Jackson. Sexy, caring, hot, gentle, funny, creative, otherworldly attractiveness - all doubled. He's got amazing abilities and a magic demeanor that sweeps you off your feet. Jackson Jacksons can do anything they want in this world. Beautiful people who take your breath away and if you're lucky they'll bless you with a love that lifts your heart and make it sing. If you have a Jackson Jackson in your life, you are one lucky b.
Haskell: Omg is that Jackson Jackson? He is so god damn attractive. And a true artist.
Salome: He's Jackson Jackson alright, I'm in love.

Jackson Michael

A plastic surgery procedure where a white person is turned black
Guy 1: DUDE! What did you do to yourself!?
Guy 2: I had a Jackson Michael procedure done, do you like it?
Guy 1: *faints*

Jackson Knight 

A good friend at first, cusses a lot and his favorite words are FAT MIDGET.
Jackson knight is not a fat midget.

Jackson Shook 

one drop dead gorgeous mother trucker. he’s really skinny but has the cock of an elephant (6ft on average). and don’t let ur lady near him because all the girls love ratty looking skater boys.
“jackson shook slept with jason girlfriend last night!”

Jackson Pollock 

A gaseous bout of diarrhea that speckles the entire toilet bowl.
Jackson Pollock by ArtGhetto September 6, 2020