sick puppets

a fun craft activity for men wherein the individual crafts a sock puppet, masturbates into it until completion, then dries to be displayed as a fun and whimsical statue either in the common room or local art galleries.

It's raining out. I think I may make a few sick puppets and kill two birds with one stone.

Wonderful looking sick puppet. Very sturdy! That has got to be at least a weeks build up!

Sick Puppet showing at 8:00pm. Liquor in the front, porker in the rear, $5 admission.

I think the artist was influenced by a lot of bare backing twincest in this siamese sick puppet piece.

by Celviano February 7, 2014

facebook sick

Someone who creates a really sick (cool) profile pic (photoshoped of course), post really sick comments, has thousands of friends that dont' know them but in person is a total loser.

I friended XXXXXX and couldn't wait to meet them in person. I stalked their profile constantly because it was facebook sick. Then, when we met, I realized I liked them better on their profile

by kentuckyWoman September 4, 2010

Sick-for-it-itis

This is used to describe people who exclusively use Sitka branded gear, and think they are better than everyone else because of it. Sitka's motto, "sick for it" is a common hashtag people use on social media when posting about Sitka gear, hence the disease "Sick-for-it-itis" . People that suffer from this disease are usually cocky, and look down upon others because they spend thousands of dollars on mediocre, at best, gear.

"We knew Bobby had a strong case of Sick-for-it-itis when his entire instagram account consisted solely of Sitka gear pictures and #sickforit hashtags."

by DeekDog97 December 26, 2016

sick cunt

wombat, (sickest lyricist to ever spit on a beat)

yo that dudes a sick cunt!

by hdkg212 December 19, 2021

sick em

a saying meaning punch them in the face as hard as you can

GUY 1: sick em dude

GUY 2: you can do it

GUY 3: fight fight fight!!!!

by ihavenolife!@#$% December 6, 2018

Sick beard

Facial hair that grows when you are sick with the flu or some other malady that prevents you from shaving

I couldn't shave because of this cold so I've grown a sick beard

by TheMan1573 June 1, 2014

Sick Mode

A lower functioning state that a person goes into when they are sick. The state of being ill and feeling awful. It's the opposite of being in the zone. Coughing, sneezing, headache, running nose, stuffiness, or just generally feeling like grim death can constitute being in Sick Mode. Family, friends, and co-workers are expected to be understanding and give the person in Sick Mode a break because at some point everybody has been in Sick Mode.

John: I'm can't come to work today. I'm in Sick Mode.
Boss: Alright, feel better.

Kate: Honey, can you take care of the kids today. I'm in Sick Mode.
Jack: Okay. Just stay in bed and rest up. I've got this.

by MadMan50 February 20, 2011