nice guy

Nice guys are covert bastards who are just waiting for opportunities to destroy women. Their feigned niceness is just that - feigned. This does not apply to homosexual nice guys who are, in reality, nice. The source of this discrepancy is not known.

For women, nice guys are best handled by using what little they have to offer, and then having nothing more to do with them. Their wisdom, principles and sober thinking are valuable at certain times, and their feigned niceness makes them easy to talk to. However, women are advised not to offer anything more than friendship to them.

Apart from these aspects, nice guys offer precious little to society. In fact, they are causing the deterioration of Western society with their faggy books, computers and telescopes. Haha, telescopes. They possess inferior genes in comparison to Real Men (TM). Nice guys are inherently unable to provide a woman with a good hard fucking, because just look at them. They're too nice.
Things nice guys may (or may not) say:

1. Haha, just LOOK at that skinny guy. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? YOU WANT YOUR ASS KICKED?!

2. Get me another beer, love.

3. Girl, Imma treat you so right, you know ah alwez doo. Jyea.

4. Show us your tits! Ack-hurhurhurhur.

5. Is that your car? Ack-hurhurhurhur.
by Guy (nice) September 19, 2007
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nice boots

saying a women has nice boobs, because boots sounds like "boobs"
GUY: Hey nice boots
girl: uh thanks
guy: she's got no idea
by deand28 January 12, 2011
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Nice dreams

Wow she gave me some nice dreams
by PeePeePatrol February 18, 2018
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Nice meme

Be glad if I stole it
Nice meme bellow, be glad if I stole that one too
by EHail26 November 30, 2020
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something nice

Something with the value of roughly 7 dollars.
Trevor: Go buy yourself something nice.
Denise: This is 7 dollars!
Trevor: I said something nice, not something expensive. You wanna be a greedy fucking cow?
by 1Requte June 11, 2021
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Nice socks

A compliment to give to someone one is sexually attracted to.
"Nice socks man... wanna fuck?"
"what"
by ludegra August 29, 2021
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ice is nice

Meme machine: I C E I S N I C E
Everyone else: shut the fuck up or i'll kill you.

(Ice is nice (;u;) )
by 666666666666666666566666666666 December 13, 2017
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