Dark and stormy

Tom Selleck is dark and stormy which means he is handsome and very hairy.

I needed a tooth pick after getting caught in his dark and stormy crotch.

by Ditchyourgitch May 7, 2023

The Dark Saga

Iced Earth's 4th studio album, released on July 23, 1996. It is a concept album based on the comic book character Spawn. The last three songs make up "The Suffering" trilogy.

The Dark Saga track list:

1. Dark Saga
2. I Died for You
3. Violate
4. The Hunter
5. The Last Laugh
6. Depths of Hell
7. Vengeance is Mine
8. The Suffering Scarred
9. Slave to the Dark
10. A Question of Heaven

by realmofmetal June 15, 2012

chasing darkness

Living like to the full

I'm chasing darkness

by Dhhfjdowf June 20, 2017

Dark Soul'd

When your girl leaves you for someone bigger, nastier and better equipped than you.

My good friend Sam got Dark Soul'd and never recovered.

by lordosmo August 25, 2020

piano in the dark

To tickle the vagina keys like the great Burt Bacharach when you finger the lady. As if you sitting in front of 88 keys on a grand piano.

I took her home on the first date but I had a bad case of whisky dick, so I played piano in the dark

by smiling assassin November 21, 2017

dark and fluffy

An African American female with a 70's era bush. Sometimes referred to as a snatchsquatch

Think I'll head down to the ghetto for some dark and fluffy

by jimmy deloach June 7, 2014

Cloud of Darkness

The genderless primary boss from Final Fantasy III who takes the form of a hot naked-looking chick with static hair in FF Dissidia. She is well-known for giving Laguna a leg cramp upon being perved on. Whether those marks on her boobs are nipples or not are unknown.

"Aaaaarrgh Cloud of Darkness gave me another leg cramp"

by FFer February 28, 2013