Meme queens.
Those l33t netizens who find lulzy vids and discard them as "old" WAY before they hit the mainstream.
Can be found on 4Chan, Reddit, the seedy underbelly of teh interwebz...
Wouldn't be caught dead surfing the cheezburger network.
Those l33t netizens who find lulzy vids and discard them as "old" WAY before they hit the mainstream.
Can be found on 4Chan, Reddit, the seedy underbelly of teh interwebz...
Wouldn't be caught dead surfing the cheezburger network.
Your friend: "Hey! Check out this sweet video of a cat riding on a turtle. LOL. CUUUUUTE!"
You: "Yeah... I saw that like, 3 weeks ago. And cats are way over."
Your friend to your other friend: "Don't send anything to *your name*, Ever. She's a total Internet hipster and will make you feel like shit."
You: "Yeah... I saw that like, 3 weeks ago. And cats are way over."
Your friend to your other friend: "Don't send anything to *your name*, Ever. She's a total Internet hipster and will make you feel like shit."
by laurenonizzle June 03, 2011
Def: the way lazy people type for IMs, texting, email, and other forms of cryptic writing
I just rather call it that because not everyone is 31337
I just rather call it that because not everyone is 31337
I feel like no one respects the English language anymore, just by using internet shorthand like: omg, wtf, n00b, lol, srsly stfu, ttyl, etc.
by Sway- September 27, 2007
The worst thing to ever happen to the internet. If the internet was music, Internet Explorer would be James Blunt.
"My advice is simple: Boycott Internet Explorer. It's a cancer on the Web that must be stopped." -Paul Thurrott
by Johnny_K August 24, 2006
A somewhat rare disease in witch someone has been on the internet for too long. In the first stage someone starts feeling awkward in social situations. the disease is curable in this stage. in stage two the subject will find the need to be unique to compensate for social awkwardness. it is still curable in this stage, however, the process is long and expensive. In the next stage the subject will regain social contact, often joining social groups about whatever kinks the subject may have developed. It is barely possible to cure in this stage, costing more money then most middle-class can afford. In the final stage, the subject loses all remaining sanity, and all hope for them is lost. then the subject will die from either peer pressure, or their own hand.
by jeffdiamondchin March 02, 2021
An instructional book from the ...for Dummies series of books that tells people how to use the internet. And the book knows that Internet Explorer and Outlook Express are very bad to use.
Internet for Dummies go through change over the years. It's main competition is The Complete Idiot's Guide to the Internet.
by Tasty Butter November 24, 2007
Internet Barbarians are a group of people, who are the direct result of the World Wide Web's general anonimity, and it's overwhelming mass of information.
Internet Barbarians are stupid, and are allways in denial about it, otherwise, they would feel bad for being stupid and would have to show respect for other people, which they (because of their inferiority complex) would never want to do.
They consider the internet their "free play zone", where they can rage out their daily stress, anger, and envy, and their general stupidity can be hidden behind their anonimity.
They can't be argued, or reasoned with, and despite their unusually low level of intellect and the fact that they are most of the time uncapable of construing a more-than-3-sentence-long text, they are in the strict belief that "they are the shit", and their opinions equal that of other intelligent human beings.
Their general opinions on most of the things in life are negative, or at most neutral, and they are mostly only intrigued by gore and agressive behaviour in entertaining media, and have anger issues in real life.
They are usually mean towards people, and ofter result to personal insults when they are on the loosing end of an arguement, because they feel as if pissing off the other person would give them some sort of partial victory, which would overshadow their revealed stupidity in front of the observing mob.
Internet Barbarians are stupid, and are allways in denial about it, otherwise, they would feel bad for being stupid and would have to show respect for other people, which they (because of their inferiority complex) would never want to do.
They consider the internet their "free play zone", where they can rage out their daily stress, anger, and envy, and their general stupidity can be hidden behind their anonimity.
They can't be argued, or reasoned with, and despite their unusually low level of intellect and the fact that they are most of the time uncapable of construing a more-than-3-sentence-long text, they are in the strict belief that "they are the shit", and their opinions equal that of other intelligent human beings.
Their general opinions on most of the things in life are negative, or at most neutral, and they are mostly only intrigued by gore and agressive behaviour in entertaining media, and have anger issues in real life.
They are usually mean towards people, and ofter result to personal insults when they are on the loosing end of an arguement, because they feel as if pissing off the other person would give them some sort of partial victory, which would overshadow their revealed stupidity in front of the observing mob.
"Beware: Internet Barbarians are not intelligent people. Their opinions are mostly losely-based, because they only use them as means to pull their rage out. They are also well-known for lying, making shit up (then denying to prove it), copycatting ("Well, prove it otherwise."), and having an unusually effective underlying instinct to hijack discussions and turn them into their personal Jerry Springer Show.
They are most recognizable from:
- noticable ill intentions
- oversimplifying intentually complex things
- personal insults
- trying to prove their points with their age, race, sex, standing in society, or and sort of implyed achivements in ther life, which they usually cannot prove.
- capslock talk (internet "shouting")
- and sometimes complete incapability for any sort of civilized discussion.
Do not argue with them, do not even reply them, and for God's sake, never try to undersand them. Just leave them. Move on. Walk away. Consider them thin air. That is the only way to fight against them, because they eat up negativ responses and get stronger by them just like fire eats up fire....
And the thing about fire is: You can play with it, but you'll just get yourself burned."
They are most recognizable from:
- noticable ill intentions
- oversimplifying intentually complex things
- personal insults
- trying to prove their points with their age, race, sex, standing in society, or and sort of implyed achivements in ther life, which they usually cannot prove.
- capslock talk (internet "shouting")
- and sometimes complete incapability for any sort of civilized discussion.
Do not argue with them, do not even reply them, and for God's sake, never try to undersand them. Just leave them. Move on. Walk away. Consider them thin air. That is the only way to fight against them, because they eat up negativ responses and get stronger by them just like fire eats up fire....
And the thing about fire is: You can play with it, but you'll just get yourself burned."
by voice of the net November 19, 2009
"Generation Internet" also known as "Generation I"
(1) The generation of people born after the advent AND rise of the Internet.
(2) The generation of people who cannot remember, imagine, or comprehend a world without the Internet, because the world is so wired, and connected.
(1) The generation of people born after the advent AND rise of the Internet.
(2) The generation of people who cannot remember, imagine, or comprehend a world without the Internet, because the world is so wired, and connected.
By 2065, there will not be a single human being on the face of the Earth who will not be in "Generation Internet".
by TekBoi (Ali) February 09, 2007