checking stats

Claiming to use your friend's computer to check fantasy football scores and instead, masturbating to porn.

I'm checking stats. Be down in a few minutes.

by whhpssh October 25, 2014

Homie Check

(noun)
When a friend or close friend checks in on you, most likely to see how you are doing.

Close friend's text messages:

(Close Friend): Homie check!
(You): Ayo what's good.
(Close Friend): Just checkin' in, man.
(You): *response differs depending on how you are doing*

by Kairo_7 October 06, 2021

A 'Welfare Check'

When people of higher authority in certain small townships (normally more cases north of the mason Dixon line and worse large cities in common wealth states such as Pennsylvania or surrounding states such as New York)

Corrupted law enforcement (one bad apple of the group in any Police department) will stop by your house, if it's unlocked or seems unlocked, they will perform a 'welfare check' which is just a way to enter a home illegally, steal, plant evidence etc. Just a loop hole to invade somelone house based purely on unethical servants of the community.

by June 21, 2022

Check-Dig

Hey Check this out or dig this, I have something I need to say to you, or I want to talk to you for a minute to tell you something.

Check-dig, I want to use your car to go downtown.

by Emmababy March 19, 2010

Purse Check

A pelvic exam on the female anatomy.

"My baby-daddy is watchin' my spawn because I am goin' to the lady doctor for a purse check."

"Day hoe such a skank, she needs to go have her purse checked."

by Joba Ju May 01, 2008

Tonsil Check

1. A medical term, where a person uses an erect penis to make another person still has tonsils.

1. "I am sorry honey, but looks like you are going to need a thourough tonsil check!"

by mr. fucknose January 13, 2008

Naked Check

To check yourself before bathing to make sure all of your clothes are off.

Man, I forgot to do a naked check before I got in the shower, and I looked down and my socks were soaked.

by TheSaraBeth June 10, 2009