Tables and chairs

When something happens in life and you feel you’ve seen how the cookie crumbles.

You wake up and smell the cheese and think. “It’s all just tables and chairs out here”

Everyone has (or will) experience a time in their life that will make them think or feel this expression. You cannot change fate. That’s just tables and chairs.

“It’s all just tables and chairs man”

“You never know what it’s gonna be until it’s tables and chairs”

by Bumbatingrumbaclart June 9, 2025

Lord of Chairs

Andrew Nelson

Almost no resistance, for I am Lord of Chairs

by SLB2 November 20, 2010

Chair man

A Chair man likes to be sat on. He also has an 11-inch penis that goes inside you when you sit on him.
He likes to have children on him and is the father of 105 babies.

The Chair man wants you to sit on him.
Stop acting like the Chair man.

by MoeyFan1 November 23, 2022

Chairing

The act of sharing a single seated chair with another person by having them sit on your lap.

Barry: There’s no more seats on the plane?

Jake: Don’t worry dude, did you ever hear that chairing is caring?
Barry: Jake, we know you’re gay, just say it you lousy fuck.
Jake: So you wont take a seat?
Barry: I never said no.

by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025

spinny-chaired

Another word for drunk

Im feeling spinny-chaired.

by KitZoom February 8, 2021

clothing chair

Chair used as a substitute for a closet or a cupboard in order to store clothes.

Please get rid of your fucking clothing chair, I beg you. You’re embarrassing our whole family.

by jackpipes August 5, 2023

Barber's Chair

When a woman shaves your scrote while you are simultaneously being pegged in a seated position.

Donna gave me the Barber's Chair treatment last night. I am freshly shorn and won't shit right for a week.

by Ghost See March 4, 2022