by Dave720 May 12, 2016
Get the Balsa woodmug. by Briz July 6, 2005
Get the wood envymug. Someone who has had enough kids to suck all the humanity out of them, they spend their pitiful existence sitting at the public pool watching their army of children having fun while the parent sits suffering with the thought that they need to drive their kids to ten different sport practices at the same time. In summary, this stereotype is a parent who creates enough stress/busy work for themselves that they eventually turn into a husk of what they used to be before they where married. And the kids get zero attention and turn into little monsters due to neglect from attention desperately trying to be spread evenly across all the kids while balancing a mountain full of busy work
I was at the pool the other day and a big Dead Wood family came rolling in and they had the blandest look on their faces!
by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020
Get the Dead Woodmug. by Drewince March 11, 2007
Get the Bar woodmug. by Kitkatt228 February 6, 2018
Get the Miles Woodmug. getting wood at christmas or at the thought of christmas. wood meaning a stiffy, boner, hard-on, erect penis.
"I'd just had christmas dinner with my family when... BAM! Christmas Wood"
guy:have you done all your christmas shopping yet?
guy2:oh, aww... *get's "Christmas Wood"*... i gotta go to the toilet...
dude: i had a good ol' time christmas day,
dude2: christmas wood?
dude: yep.
guy:have you done all your christmas shopping yet?
guy2:oh, aww... *get's "Christmas Wood"*... i gotta go to the toilet...
dude: i had a good ol' time christmas day,
dude2: christmas wood?
dude: yep.
by so1tired1right1now December 25, 2010
Get the Christmas Woodmug. by beardedfrenchman September 23, 2016
Get the Norwegian woodmug.