hobo's breakfast

A meal at the beginning of the day consisting mainly of unwanted oral sex, boiled beans, and rummaging.

**Some cultures follow up with a half bottle of mouthwash or a few cap fulls of isopropyl alcohol.

Old Junkyard Bob was surprised when he awoke to Slippery Sam serving him a hobo's breakfast on Christmas morning.

by do0tz December 1, 2017

hobo

hobo a boy called kian

wow that kian boy is a hobo

by chicken2464 February 9, 2021

Hobo Rowboat

It's that thing where you do a Dutch rudder, but to two guys while you sit in the middle.

That was a great hobo rowboat. Now you guys gotta go, my wife will be home soon

by DOOFUSDAD October 4, 2018

hickton's hobos

The most powerful army

Payed in Big Macs

Man1: did you hear about the decrease in the homeless on the street

Man2: yes it’s because of hickton's hobos

by Raven109 September 2, 2020

Hobo Toe

When you have a yellow crusty decaying toenail on your big toe.

Please get your hobo toe away from me.

by Weena Chong July 5, 2022

Hobo Sushi

Hobo Sushi is just rice with seaweed wrapped around it, looking like normal sushi but without any of the other stuff.

When I'm low on money, and can't afford to eat out, I make Hobo Sushi!

by MegaYote May 6, 2021

hobo

homeless oh (shit) bitches out XD

the hobos are running in the wild, gathering nuts.

by hobosrunwild January 26, 2021