hell boner

A hell boner is that one awkward boner you get when you least expect it and then it just refuses to go down and even hurts if you get more excited.

Dude: Yo bro, come meet me down stairs for some Fortnite.
Bro: I can't get up right now, I've got a hell boner that's refusing to go down.
Dude: rip

by xerb May 2, 2019

Hell Hopping

The act of getting high on Fentanyl, Methamphetamine, and PCP (Also known as Satan's Speedball)

"John couldn't make it to work today, he was too busy Hell Hopping."

by Elmf67 April 8, 2021

cap hell

when a team's current and future commitments are close to or over the salary cap, leaving them little to no cap space to pay or resign their current roster

even if they were to make the playoffs this year they'd still be stuck in cap hell

by memedeity2k17 November 2, 2021

Bugger of hell

Someone who is a pain the in Ass

Oh that tim is a fucking bugger of hell

by Chefburnttoast September 29, 2017

Youtube Hell

When a single video on youtube leads you on a journey through the underbelly of youtube that ends up taking your whole day, evening, and/or night.

Tarnot- AngryGamerNerd videos always lead me straight to Youtube Hell.

by Zannuj August 25, 2014

Mosquito Hell

Also known as Finland

Rose: Did you know that Kiti is from Mosquito Hell?
Linh: You mean Finland?
Rose: Yes.

by roisa4ever May 6, 2020

Hell Train

Certifiably one of the fastest ways to get drunk, fit for the king of darkness himself. Set up six shot glasses filled with your choice of liquor (at least 50 proof), lined up like St. Peter's cross with one on top (3 in a line, 2 on either side between the 1st and 2nd, and 1 balanced on top of the 4 in the center), and whenever your prayers are said, you take each shot back to back with no break (aka "riding" the hell train) and try not to spit it all out even though your insides are probably burning like the 8th circle

David: bruh, how'd Chris get shitfaced so fast? We've only been here 20 minutes
Robby: Oh, he rode the hell train twice, he'll probably pass out soon

by devilintraining April 16, 2015