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Pull the gizzards

to jack off a penis or anything phallic.
1. "I'm going to go watch some porn and pull the gizzards," he said.

2. "I'll pull his gizzards, anyday!"
by McAlperson November 28, 2012
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thee diego guzman

usually referred to as a dark or black male with a big cock estimated to have the same mass as a star, Diego Guzman isn't just that spec of shit Diego Guzman he is thee Diego guzman. This man is deplited in the Bible as a king or that of high power. Thee Diego Guzman is a man who will not hesitate to make even the strongest of people his bitch. If you ever meet this man praise him. If you ever fuck with this man pray that he never finds you.
Young white male: " forgive me father for I have committed a sin"
Priest: "what troubles you my son?"

Young white male: "I spoke of his name thee Diego Guzman in vein"

Priest: "not even god can help you now"
by truth999 March 15, 2017
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Penis twaddling crotch guzzler

Someone who plays with a penis while also guzzling crotch, male or female

Insult for a slut bag hoe whore that wants your man
Stay away from my man you fucking penis twaddling crotch guzzler!
by Illuisan June 2, 2018
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Alan the kidney tickler Guzman

He will most definitely tickle your insides with his girthy shaft.
Damn Alan the kidney tickler Guzman fucked up how I walk.
by Mr tickler January 29, 2020
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He’s had a Gazza

When someone makes a stupid obvious mistake
He’s had a Gazza swapping that bullseye for a deep sea diver
by Flazza November 7, 2020
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tickle my gizzard.

A term referring to the feeling when you experience extreme joy and elation from something your favorite person did. It could be a look, or something they say, that causes the chest palpitations from extreme love.
by Jalecl June 4, 2023
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tickle my gizzard

The feeling of extreme elation that makes your heart flip that you get when looking at or interacting with someone you really love
Oh baby, (laughs out loud) you sure tickle my gizzard when you look at me that way
by Jalecl June 4, 2023
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