Louisiana Gooch Tickler

Generic name for a cryptid where they do a state name and two other words that don't make much since
Dude have you seen the Louisiana Gooch Tickler shits crazy
by Tamji February 09, 2024
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Glorified Gooch

A "glorified gooch" is the perfect term for those who waste their time insulting King Zetsu, only to reveal how pathetic and irrelevant they really are. It’s a title reserved for individuals who think they’re clever but end up exposing themselves as nothing more than embarrassing background noise in the greatness of Zetsu’s shadow.
"Did you see that clown trying to roast King Zetsu in chat? Total glorified gooch behavior—just embarrassing themselves for no reason."
by nobangu November 29, 2024
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Gooch Booger

One who has a dried cum stain on their gooch.
Purple is such a Gooch Booger
by MrYogiBear November 27, 2022
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Gooch syndrome

When someone (usually horny boys) gets so obsessed with E girls or E boys they start hating anything and everything else. They usually just want to watch the world burn

Named after the chad or area between the genitals and ass hole. It originated on discord, and is a growing problem on all social networks
Steve: do you know how john is doing?
Bob: not good, he has *Gooch syndrome*
Steve: I always warrned him about those damn E girls
Bob: its bad too, he's already
by The Electrical General December 05, 2020
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Gooch wipe

When you wipe your gooch or Someones gooch
by Tylermcnabb February 11, 2015
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gooch jk

is most commonly know as the definition of:
Gay of all gays,Fairy,Flamer,man-woman,turd Burglar,Stool Pusher, Dyke,Homo ,Queer,Fruit,Swish,Butt Boy!brownie bandit.
and also the gooch:
skin connecting the scrotum and testes to the poop chute.
noob guitarists have verrrryyyy sweaty goochs!
Gooch jk I think you need to get deodorant for your gooch, it always sweats profusley,
by ch555 November 15, 2009
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Sub Gooch

An area of the gooch, near the tailbone, that is the least frequently accessed part of the gooch. A gooch spot so deep, it is sub gooch.
"Wow man, I thought I bruised my tailbone at the pedalpalooza, but I think I bruised my sub gooch."
by SuperG00ch June 11, 2019
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