A girl who seems amazing when you see her in a club, but falls to pieces the minute you get her home
Bill: "Did you go home with that girl last night? She looked AMAZING!"
Bob: "Urgh...well, I 'went home' with her. I opened the front door & she started crying because my kitchen was dirty. Then she spent 3 hours cleaning it. Then she gave me a lecture on keeping a clean house 'because our babies will need good hygiene'. When I said 'our babies?', she cried on the floor for another 2 hours"
Bill: "Ikea girlfriend, huh?"
Bob: "Yup"
Bob: "Urgh...well, I 'went home' with her. I opened the front door & she started crying because my kitchen was dirty. Then she spent 3 hours cleaning it. Then she gave me a lecture on keeping a clean house 'because our babies will need good hygiene'. When I said 'our babies?', she cried on the floor for another 2 hours"
Bill: "Ikea girlfriend, huh?"
Bob: "Yup"
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(Adjective) a word to describe a female that pretends to be obsessed or involved in the same interests, music, fandoms, etc. as her boyfriend/girlfriend to feel accepted by said partner.
Did you hear carol has been listening to country music and wearing camouflage and cowboy boots everywhere?
Seems to me like she became a fan girlfriend for her country boyfriend.
Seems to me like she became a fan girlfriend for her country boyfriend.
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Wow Bradley! I can't believe you have a scooter girlfriend already! We're 12 and she's like 12 and a half already. I've seen you guys hug in public. How does it feel to hold hands with a girl?
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Get the crystals_girlfriend mug.Da'niah is a great girlfriend to me, she is so beautiful, kind, caring, smart, and loving. she is shy but still flirts with me a bit, i love her so much she made my life so much better and im so happy shes in my life fr fr, i always find a way to look at her, she gets jealous easily and is overprotective and really understands me, i feel like i can tell her absolutely everything she is so trust worthy i love her taste in music, her smile, her voice, her laugh, personality, and just everything, i love you Da'Niah.
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