Call the judge and get some fudge

Call the judge and get some fudge

Call the judge and get some fudge
Are you okay?

Nope.
Are you a doctor?
Maybe
Where's your MD?
Mah dick
Your DM
You tryna slide in the DMs
PARDON!?!?!??!?!?
You tryna slide in the DMs
What the fuck are you talkin about
You know, Twitter?
YUP.

by jwbdfjxkshsb November 23, 2021

Double Fudge

While two hoes are bent over in front of a guy, he alternates fucking both of them in the ass. The act ends in oral when he blows his double fudged load in their mouths.

My girlfriend and her sister couldn't get enough of my double fudge last night.

by NappyTown24 February 27, 2010

Corn Fudge

Pieces of, or the entirety, of an excreted product (typically out of the anus) that includes recently consumed corn that had not been fully chewed or digested, leaving full kernels of corn fully intact and visible among the rest of the excreted product.

1: Hey, did you try any of that sweet corn yesterday?
2: Yes I did! It gave me corn fudge!
1: Corn fudge? My favorite!

by youngmustangdriver June 29, 2021

Nail Fudge

When wiping your ass, the finger goes through the toilet paper or the paper misses the shit in your ass completely & you get shit under your nail.

The toilet paper failed & JOHNNY CAME OUT WITH NAIL FUDGE!

Also the new CARVEL CAKE "FUDGIE THE NAIL"

by 1Adam12 October 9, 2007

Clatter Fudge

The yeasty white discharge formed by the vagina. Often found in discarded undies or on the penis after sex.

I was putting some washing in the washing machine when I noticed my wife's thong riddled with clatter fudge.

by R.NoonUK June 18, 2012

what the fudge

when you want to say 'what the fuck' but you have children around you.

Dad: what the fudge is she doing
Kid: dont swear daddy

by lschi1 August 24, 2015

mud fudge

a shit so bad that you and anyone around you needs to shower afterwards, while in the shower, washing your asshole, you get the left over poo that didn't come out with the toilet paper under your fingernails.

A sack-a-poopie shared with everyone.

Steve had a mud fudge and now I need to wash my hair.

Wow, what a mud fudge. Now everyone needs a shower.

Tom's mud fudge ruined my suit. Tom's such a sludge-slinger.

I had mud fudge and no one was there to share it with me so I got mad. Then I cleaned the walls.

by Josh Whitmarsh April 19, 2006