Are you fucking me? 

1) Slang term for 'Are you kidding me?'

Often used to invoke shock into an unwitting victim's heart.

2) Can be used to determine any potential sexual relations with the other person in the conversation.

1) Girl 1 - "Oh my god, he was soooo ugly!"
Girl 2 - "Are you fucking me?! He looked like George Clooney and Brad Pitt's love child!"
Girl 1 - "Am I what? Uhh.. Huh?"

2) Boy - "Clueless was shit, man. I don't know why you girls like it so much."
Girl - "Are you fucking me?!"
Boy - "I wish!"

Are you fucking me? by Kateebby October 9, 2008

As Cold As Fucking Skeletor 

Sub-zero temperatures.

a simile as Skeltor was both cold and cruel.

I'd go out tonight, but its as cold as fucking Skeletor out there

As Cold As Fucking Skeletor by Raving Jibby Jarvis November 29, 2010

Urban Dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore. 

Urban Dictionary is fucking gay for not submitting my word! You guys put so much stupid shit on here, but I write one funny word that happens to have the word "gay" in it and you guys don't use it because you're so politically correct now.

Bill: Remember when Urban Dictionary was cool? Bob: Yeah, but now Urban Dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore.

Urban Dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore. by Dildo Jonesey May 8, 2013

Jump down and say some fucking gay shit 

"I'm gay!"

Maxmoefoe:"Jump down, Jump down and say some fucking gay shit"
*iDubbbz jumps from the fridge*
iDubbbz:"I'm gay!"

Jump down and say some fucking gay shit by Lol faggot piece of shit July 15, 2017

Are you fucking stupid? 

A question asked to a person who has just done the most stupid thing disregarding all forms of common sense and you just can't fucking believe it.

Dude! Tell me you did not just bring that weed to work. Are you fucking stupid?!

Are you fucking stupid? by The Mils Edition August 12, 2016

people who say noob are fucking morons 

If you are dumb enough to be insulted by noob, then you are a fucking moron too. I want to shoot the motherfucker in the face who came up with noob. All the dumb motherfuckers of the internet world think they are gay when they say it all the time. I say fuck them, and shut the fuck up you stupid bitches.

John says, "im 1337 noob"
Rob pulls out his penis and begins to pummel John with his cock in the best Danza slap ever, and says, "Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, people who say noob are fucking morons"

people who say noob are fucking morons by Dirk Dickher March 17, 2005

Are you fucking my dick?! 

Are you serious?
Are you joking?

Jee: Wanna practice today?
Doc: Are you fucking my dick?! we practiced all day yesterday. give me a break
Jee: come on brotha, we need to practice 8 days a week to be champs brotha
Doc: stop saying brotha like your black or something, and there is only 7 days in a week
Jee: ARE YOU FUCKING MY DICK......hit it brotha!!!

Are you fucking my dick?! by wissstates10 May 23, 2010