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Pulled a Ford

When a person of little significance in society fabricates stories to make oneself appear to be relevant or important in any current trend.
This person touted his keto-lifestyle but his primary food group is Biscuits with Sausage gravy. He Pulled a Ford.
by ScottFraud September 28, 2020
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Ford Fustang

A Ford Mustang Mach E electric vehicle. Basically a Fake Ford Mustang. The only real Mustangs have gas combustion engines.
Bilbert: Hey man, check out my new car!
Billiam: Man you got a Ford Fustang?! You should have got a V8, or V6, not that trash ass wannabe.
by Ravenwolf [Pagan Warrior] January 8, 2023
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Ford

For only real drivers
Me: I got a ford random guy oh yeah the truck for only real drivers
by Forhighboy May 18, 2019
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Trenton Ford

This hillbilly redneck loves Nascar and Pokémon. Big Lucario fan. He loves Charizarding. He also loves cars. He might be carosexual. He is a bit of a ladies man but keeps his relationships non-physical. Has a haircut like Fred from Fred: The Movie.
"Oh, that's Trenton Ford. The Pokémon lovin', Charizardin', Nascar drivin', chuckle fuck."-Everyone that has every met him
by TheWarrior76 April 27, 2023
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Ford Bronco

Wow I love that Area 51 blue Ford Bronco!
by 1239.?! May 11, 2023
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Henry Ford Lymphoma

When you become a Ford enthusiast, each Ford product you buy gradually increases the size of your lymph nodes, until every single lymph node becomes the size of a grapefruit. There is currently no known chemotherapy for Henry Ford Lymphoma, but buying a more reliable car like a Toyota can lead to remission.
"I'm about to buy my 17th F-350 Powerstroke after the engines keep blowing up and now all of my lymph nodes are the size of grapefruits!" "You my friend now have Henry Ford Lymphoma."
by Toyota2024 February 4, 2024
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Hailey Ford

A beautiful blonde girl with blue eyes and has a fat ass.
Dave: Did you see that girl with the fat ass?

Jack: yeah I think that’s Hailey Ford!
by Jonny2x6 September 12, 2020
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