A horribly botched version of “one size fits all,” usually said by someone trying to sound confident while absolutely not knowing what they’re talking about.
Usage:
Describes anything that is claimed to work for everyone but clearly doesn’t — from T-shirts to tech solutions to your coworker’s “universal” Excel macro that crashes on every PC except his.
Usage:
Describes anything that is claimed to work for everyone but clearly doesn’t — from T-shirts to tech solutions to your coworker’s “universal” Excel macro that crashes on every PC except his.
“The IT guy said his script works for every machine… a real ‘one fits size all’ solution. It bricked half the office.”
by barry_tje November 28, 2025
Get the one fits size all mug.An overloaded and/or poorly loaded vehicle, often U-Haul rental equipment. Obviously unsafe even to casual observers. High risk of the load becoming dislodged, causing a traffic accident and heavy damage to the vehicle and load.
Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.
Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.
I rented a U-Haul car carrier to tow the F-350 behind my Honda Civic. Yeah I know the truck bed is full of paving stones. No, not the other way around, the Civic is the tow vehicle.
If it fits, it ships.
If it fits, it ships.
by Uncle Jersey July 21, 2023
Get the If it fits, it ships mug.Noun - Some asshole in your gym who brings a tripod, sets it 20 feet away from his machine, then gets mad when another individual appears in frame, or a girl who wears skimpy clothing at an attempt to record other gym goers glancing her way to call them "creeps".
That girl over there has a whole tripod and is doing RDLs in front of that guy. She's clearly a fitness influencer.
by FitnessChadButtLover July 6, 2023
Get the fitness influencer mug.A fitness regimen created by a US Army Soldier, who wants to share his knowledge and skill in health and fitness training.
by 10Xfitness February 15, 2012
Get the 10X Fitness mug.Super Skinny Fitness Frauen sind Frauen, die auf Socialmedia Ihre, aufgrund von intensiven Trainingseinheiten unter dem Durchschnitt liegenden Körpermaße (BMI <18,5) in knapper Bekleidung zur Schau stellen.
by Juliane June 2, 2019
Get the Super Skinny Fitness Frauen mug.Guy: I thought you were my girlfriend.
Girl: I'm not your girlfriend.
Guy: I guess you were a false fit.
Girl: I'm not your girlfriend.
Guy: I guess you were a false fit.
by JustTrey January 16, 2023
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