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Turkish rise and fall

When you suddenly get an erection, and just as suddenly loose said erection.
Boy she sure gave me the ol’ Turkish rise and fall yesterday with that bowling pin and jug of KY.
by BlueBlazes February 15, 2022
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Broken Rung Fallacy

Broken rung fallacy.
'This rung is broken... therefore I must climb higher up the ladder!'
When true logic is going back to ground level and starting everything over the right way.
This occurs when someone is so focused on a goal - they push for said goal passed the point of reason.
Usually accompanied with rhetoric such as "there's no going back!" and "if you want to make an omelette, you've got to break some eggs!" - to eliminate 'going back to ground level' as an option.
The ladder always collapses. The farther they've pushed - the more dangerous the crash back down.
Example 1: "Workers need the cheaper goods" is a broken rung fallacy. If the jobs aren't sent over seas in the first place - they can afford the better goods.

Example 2: "Millions of women's lives would be ruined without abortions" is a broken rung fallacy. If our society doesn't encourage promiscuity in the first place - there isn't millions of women pregnant out of wedlock, in the first place.

Example 3: "Neither of us knew our fathers - so we're taking our mother's names" is a broken rung fallacy. Guaranteed both come from nontraditional families - and going farther down this path is just ensuring more broken homes.
by Cal Dirty July 4, 2022
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A funny euphemism for suicide not used by todays' younguns.
Jake: When I fall over, I jump over!
Richard: Hip, hip, hooray!
Jake: *jumps over the edge of the bridge and makes intimate sexual contact between the atoms of his body and the concrete 200ft below*
Richard: Hip, hip, hooray!
by Bad C dev August 14, 2022
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Black/White Fallacy

The stereotypical idea that there is an ethnic group that is either Black or White and you have to choose which one to belong to
The fact that I have to identify as a color on a census is a Black/White fallacy.
by Malika Davis August 24, 2023
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Space Race Fall Guys Season 2 Satellite Scramble

Space Race Fall Guys Season 2 Satellite Scramble is a round that was vaulted on Fall Guys Season 2 Satellite Scramble..... it will never be seen again!
Space Race Fall Guys Season 2 Satellite Scramble is a word based off of UnsafeStumbleMen.
You should use it anywhere you go. Put it on a shirt /j
by falgus September 14, 2023
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The Male Gets the Female Fallacy

The illusion that the human male gets the female. The truth is the woman makes herself available to a man she wants to come after her and procreate.
Years after marrying his wife certain he had got ( convinced, conquered, seduced ) her, Ray Dalowahfa realized that the truth was that she had gotten him and in that way confirmed for himself that the male gets the female fallacy true.
by but for October 26, 2017
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Oh, how the grapefruits have fallen!

The person has fallen from grace. They’re not as good as they used to be.
Look at them, this is so sad. Oh, how the grapefruits have fallen!
by Snowflake Jones June 9, 2019
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