forceturbation

When someone such as a Sith or Jedi masturbates using the force. Also known as to "force choke the chicken."

When Luke Skywalker was alone in the Millennium falcon he fantasized about Jabba's slave girls and engaged in some forceturbation.

by anotherputz January 19, 2016

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Foreskin Eater

An intense blowjob giver who will rip foreskin off with their front teeth then sprinkle salt on it and eat.

I heard the one working the corner right now is a Foreskin Eater. Time to convert to Judism.

by Allah's InfedelUncircumsizion October 21, 2017

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This is what happens to you if you participate in Just Jesus January. You wake up on February 1st ready to give the ol’ wanger a yank and find out that the previous month’s fasting of masturbation, sex and porn has left your foreskin fungus-ridden. Does not apply to Jews.

Tony: Holy fuck! I’ve got Foreskin Fungus February!
Abraham: Not me, I’m jew. I don’t give a fuck about Jesus!

by AlabamaBaby January 2, 2019

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Forced employment

It’s like kidnapping but you get paid

Person 1: I’m gonna keep that guy in my basement and work for me

Person 2: isn’t that kidnapping??

Person 1: they will be getting paid

Person 2: that’s still kidnapping

Person 1: I don’t like that word.. I prefer the phrase forced employment

by Nerfking1887 February 8, 2019

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