Earth Keef

Noun; (Err-th key-f) the fine dust particles that sneak through your window screen and sprinkle your home with the smells of Arizona.

“What’s that?” ‘Oh, that’s just some earth keef , don’t worry bout it’

by BlandersoonCooper May 16, 2018

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Cutest mf on earth

Hussain

Hussain is the cutest mf on earth

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Retrograde Earth

A world where Earth spins from East to west, and where many other things are reversed

On Retrograde Earth, the Sun rises in the west, the Sun sets in the east, spiders are scared of humans, workers can fire their bosses, criminals arrest cops, Ukraine invades Russia, and men are held to unrealistic beauty standards.

by Eushshtb December 16, 2023

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Earthing

Taking a shit on the ground.

Jerry was caught Earthing in his neighbor’s yard.

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Earth

It is believed by many that Earth (as well as the heavens) was created by God in 6 days for many different species of mammals and other types of animals to live on, presumed to be created over 4.5 billions years ago according to google. Earth (on its surface) is made up of large land masses and water - which covers 71% of it.

Teacher: Did you know Earth is over 4.5 billion years old?

Students: *speaking under their breaths* What useless infomation.

by ANiggaNamedHumphrey1469 January 9, 2019

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