Floor lying down

Lay on the floor and relieve your anxiety, the floor is more comfortable than the actual furniture…

“i be on the floor lying down during an existential crisis”

by xioriz June 4, 2024

Floor Bumpin

When a girl with a nice ass sits on the floor with her legs spread apart a fairly far distance apart and gyrates her buttcheek muscles up and down

that stripper was floor bumpin all over the dance floor

by The Stanky Chicken August 25, 2011

3rd Floor

Simply put, the floor the goes unsearched. Any Salty Jake knows that there are never victims on the 3rd floor of a house fire. Residents know to leave a building, especially the 3rd floor if it is the fire floor, so a Salty Jake knows not to waste his time searching more than 2 floors.

A kid almost died on the 3rd floor.

by eggplantsucks June 7, 2018

Floor tile

When a fat kid falls and becomes one with the floor

Oh koda it seems you just floor tiled

by Garrett 11 August 17, 2022

floor gamer

Someone who is too poor to afford a desk, so instead games on the floor or bed with a laptop

"Yo man I don't have a desk." "Then what are you a floor gamer?"

by TheAgnetOfThipis June 30, 2014

Floor Bum

(1)Sex toy. Moulded latex representation of female or male hindquarters, including orifices.
(2)Unfortunate situation.

"Don't go in there, Michael is sliding around on his floor bum again"
"John's pay cut is a real floor bum"

by Florbot October 8, 2016

floor dusters

Elongated, saggy breasts most often found on older women.

Man, look at Linda's floor dusters swinging away while she walks.

by TFT152 June 30, 2011