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March 13th is National Give Sloppy Toppy To Evan Day. Give him top!
Me and my homies are going to use our "National Give Sloppy Toppy To Evan Day" on guillotines and oreos. Too bad we can’t afford the milk
by evxnkndy March 13, 2021
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I Now Pronounce You Seth and Evan

Either what the the movie "Superbad" should have been called or a sequel to that movie for there is proof that Seth and Evan (2 of the 3 main characters) are gay for each other.
"What did you think of the movie 'Superbad'?" "To be honest, that movie should have been called 'I Now Pronounce You Seth and Evan'."
by darklordgrievous August 30, 2007
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Evan

Evan is Penguins
by BrassyMender September 21, 2022
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evan

a great guy, he’s really talented and smart but he doesn’t know it, he’s a great listener and he’s such a dork but he’s my dork. he’s really funny and really fucking good at playing the guitar, and he’s for sure one of the most selfless and kind people i’ve ever met. he’s a great hugger and he has really strong arms and abs, we have so many inside jokes and he makes me feel so much better about myself. he’s a genuine person, and he always accepts me and supports me no matter what:) he’s really nice to my family and my friends, he’s also really empathetic and he’s really hot, he’s a great boyfriend and friend. such a great person, i don’t ever want to lose him, i love you evan:))
“evan spent like two hundred dollars taking ubers to see me this weekend
“oh what a silly goose
by sugar daddy ;) November 6, 2020
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Evan

Stereotypically boys names Evan have a huge penis
I spent last night with Evan and omg his penis was huge
by NotJ.G.O October 1, 2023
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Evan Tatham

I love DADDY Evan so much! I want him in my life forever
by Charlie Tatham November 24, 2021
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logan thirteen evans

a dude who is white

loves anime

really swag

has a cool hat and form his words has a massive cock
wow! its logan thirteen evans! he has a massive cock for some reason :(
by RamOrRow November 28, 2023
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