EMMA

she is beauty, she is grace
she will shit on your face

Emma dont shit on me.

by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019

emma

A horrible novel by author Jane Austen, used as a weapon by English teachers to inflict intense pain and boredom upon any classes they may not like. Very dull, irrelavent and uninteresting, and a textbook example of what's wrong with the education system's choices for student reading today.

"Oh man, I've gotta plough through Emma if I want to pass English, even though it ranks in top 3 worst books of all time"

by zzz573 March 7, 2008

EMMA

Emma is the type of girl you want in your life. She is amazing and is always their for you. She’s the one friend that your family’s are hers and hers are yours. You walk into their house and the parents say oh it’s you. Emma can always cheer you up no matter the situation. She may think your jealous but it’s because she’s a great girl and your afraid someone might steal your best friend. She’s always doubting herself but doesn't realize how much people love and admire her. She’s always got a guy that wants her but she’s to blind to see. She’s the best person to sit in a closet with for hours and write on a ball with all your inside jokes. All together Emma is the most loyal and amazing person to have as your best friend but watch out she might already have a bomb best friend.

Girl:wow I wish Emma was my best friend.
Guy: omg Emma is so beautiful I should ask her out.

by Mads_its_me July 1, 2019

emma

the coolest lamp in the world. she is a neon colors with fishies on it. SEXIEST LAMP ALIVEEEEEE

"omigod, i got the coolest emma on saturday"

"my emma is so bright"

"emmas are sexy"

by emmmmmmmmmmaaaaa March 22, 2009

emma

A bird well past a five pinter when the beer goggles are well and trully smashed. Only slightly better than one off the wrist

"well mate i am rat arsed and have tried everything tonight, looks like it will have to be an Emma"

by Jason Hackett November 18, 2007

emma

bad af highkey a thiccie

damn that bitch bad she must be an Emma

by baddestbitch431 March 22, 2017

emmaed

This is one of the top levels of inebriation. It is approximately 1.7 levels above being "turnt up" and exactly 7 levels above being "tipsy." Symptoms include; passing out mid party, throwing up, and being underage.

Guy#1: Bro, on a scale of one to emmaed, how drunk were you last night?
Guy#2: Did you see how ugly that girl I went home with was?! Of course I was emmaed!

by Thatguythatpostsstuff July 18, 2014