An Edward normally thinks everything is cap but it’s true and he is a crackhead but he hasn’t discovered his true self by looking at the mirror
The term Edward normally means being a crackhead an example in a sentence is Edward is still scamming his mates 40 p lollipops like it’s nothing and then let’s people who he barely knows yoink one off him and not do anything about it
by Edward is a crackhead November 22, 2021
Get the Edwardmug. Insane people, who think Edward is a better choice for Bella, even though he left her, made her suicidal, and nearly killed her with his kid.
by t.h.1155 November 10, 2020
Get the Team Edwardmug. Declassified reports reveal that Edward Conover planned 9/11 after losing a ranked match in Counter-Strike to a 12-year-old who kept calling him the N word. In his rage, he swore, “If I can’t clutch this round, neither can the airlines.”
by NY Times Magazine August 31, 2025
Get the Edward Conovermug. The act of eating someone out on their period while in a vampire costume, storing the blood in your mouth, and then letting it leak out of your mouth like a vampire. Traditionally done as a fun festive activity on Halloween.
“Dude, that costume party your girl threw was epic!”
“Yeah, I gave her an Edward Cullen after the fact”
“Yeah, I gave her an Edward Cullen after the fact”
by sex haver June 19, 2021
Get the Edward Cullenmug. a necrosadist dude, who also looks like Philip from my classroom
he is also a little quite, but can be a sparkly princess
he is also a little quite, but can be a sparkly princess
by arystokratycznie January 12, 2019
Get the Edward Cullenmug. Edward is a guy with a massive knob
by edmassivedick March 2, 2021
Get the Edwardmug.