Existical

The idea of being real, or existing.

“The universe is pretty Existical”
“Oh, okay.”

by TEPtheCheese February 9, 2024

existential loop

Similar to an existential crisis an existential loop is having a crisis on loop in which your brain finds fault in one existential theory leading you to another but the other proves the first one is not at fault leading you back to the second one which it'll state as fault, it's a dangerous Mind trap and falling for the loop will lead you to having depression, headaches, and even losing sleep. It's like having a song stuck in your head except this one prevents you from sleeping.

Perosn one: if God made earth than what made him?! And what made the thing that made him?!

Person two: dude you're in an existential loop.

by Nameth MC name February 14, 2024

exit

1. a door that lets you leave
2. the act of leaving
3. eternal algebra class with four (from bfdi)

1. The exit to the building is over there.

2. I really wanna exit this place, it creeps me out.
3. I can't believe Four trapped all those people in the EXIT just for losing his dumb competition!

by ZenithPurpleUnicorn February 16, 2024

exiledbull

master of many hampters, also known "exiled bully" or "master uwu" is a tsundere and jacked af, be careful not to make him angy or he will call you an npc and Xd you. Do not and i repeat DO NOT mention being broke to him.

You: Omg what are you doing in my house?
Exiledbull: Ey how much spina you got?
You: Wha- whats spina?
Exiledbull: Xd *uppercuts you* ew npc

by Oniruki :3 February 22, 2024

Exist

If you can hit someone with it, it exists.

Throw a rock at your friend, if they get hurt the rock and the person both exist.

"jake threw a rock at me, it does indeed exist"

by lobolge March 25, 2024

Existential Dyslexia

English, Phrase (Philosophical/Medical) Psycological Or Cognitive Pediment created by subconscious bias memory reinforcement and our inability to perceptually grasp the nature of time. A point in life at which you are no longer sure if it is more frightening looking at how far you've come, or imagining ahead to how much farther you may yet have to go. In life you may feel a deep sense of nostalgia for the past for many reasons, one of which may be caused by our brains interplay of; Our subjective "sense of time", the process by which we fabricate memories to order time, and the nature of time relative to ones own personal experiences. Overly disproportionate cognitive biases, becoming so tenuous it balances out, and the fear of an uncertain future vs. reinforcement of positive past memories cancel one another, causing longing for the "good ole days" when in reality they were likely neither as "good" nor as fond as one remembers.

Example
Kenan, "Wow man, I sure do miss Good Burger that was a better time, any day I would gladly go back."
Kel, " Actually the past was terrible, I think you may have EXISTENTIAL DYSLEXIA, you are only seeing the good parts in your mind because we tend to reinforce the fond memories, and the future always has a potential for uncertainty which carries implicit fear of the unknown."
Kenan "Wow, Kel, you may be right, I never knew you were this intelligent..."
Kel "Huh? Oh yea... WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER! HOW MAY I GIVE YOU YOUR GOOD BURGER??!"

by JMorrow March 30, 2024

Exious

When someone or something is annoying

My friend Charles is being exious about his hairline

by ijklmhbthikigtdyd April 23, 2024