Man: I'll be there in 10 minutes
*30 minutes later*
Man: I'm here
Woman: you took all four of the evers
*30 minutes later*
Man: I'm here
Woman: you took all four of the evers
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once upon a time, there was a girl named shallisa. shallisa had nine dogs and 3.49 trillion dollars. She could do makeup like nobody else....not even James Charles. She also had a closet full on Gucci and Louis Vuitton. 3 closets to be exact. Shallisa was extremely responsible. Until one day she went to Coachella.
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