One day, I was walking around the cafeteria (rather than through it, because there was a massive, chaotic food fight taking place inside). My friend was sitting by the vending machines with a bag of goldfish crackers, but I did not notice her. As I walked by her, she yelled my name, and as I turned around, she threw a goldfish cracker up to me. Everyone went quiet. As the little chip flew up, I opened my mouth wide, and it landed perfectly into my mouth.
This, my friends, is the definition of epic.
This, my friends, is the definition of epic.
by SmileInMyEyes May 17, 2007
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Not to be confused with your standard camwhore, EFF is the perfect imaginary girl. She's ridiculously hot, and would love nothing more to help you enjoy your hand.
Be warned, you should never ask the Epic Fap Fairy for a picture, because as legend states, if anyone ever sees her, she will cease to exist, and then legions of omegletards will be forced to asl in vain forevermore.
Not to be confused with your standard camwhore, EFF is the perfect imaginary girl. She's ridiculously hot, and would love nothing more to help you enjoy your hand.
Be warned, you should never ask the Epic Fap Fairy for a picture, because as legend states, if anyone ever sees her, she will cease to exist, and then legions of omegletards will be forced to asl in vain forevermore.
Stranger: looking for a girl who wants to show me her boobs
You: oh, you mean the epic fap fairy?
You: you'll never see her
You: if anyone does, she'll stop existing FOREVER!
You: srsly.
You: O_O
You: oh, you mean the epic fap fairy?
You: you'll never see her
You: if anyone does, she'll stop existing FOREVER!
You: srsly.
You: O_O
by TheRealEFF November 16, 2009
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Doctor: "You have herpes."
Patient: "What? How?"
D: "I'm no doctor but you probably had sex with someone."
P: "No this cant be true."
D: "You with a girl? Yeah i was surprised too."
D: You also suffer from a Epic burn."
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Patient: "What? How?"
D: "I'm no doctor but you probably had sex with someone."
P: "No this cant be true."
D: "You with a girl? Yeah i was surprised too."
D: You also suffer from a Epic burn."
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When purposefully attempting to replicate a fail sauce and failing in the attempt it can be considered an epic fail sauce fail.
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