Edward

If you ever meet an Edward... be careful... he has a thing for for pale lip biting spider monkeys.

He has problems.

Person 1: You see that sparkly silhouette over there?
Person 2: Yeah, that Edward.
Person 3: Oh no, not Edward, i dont wanna see that fucking sparkly monkey!

by pedagogegyma May 23, 2023

Edward Ramos

The most inspiring, motivating, and we'll endowed name a man can ever have. All other names don't even come close to this superior and divine name. When in the presence of such a Godly name you must bend the knee and bow to such a higher and well respected name. People with this name are known to read minds, dominate when it comes to competition. This name is The most attractive and persuading names that by just saying or hearing this name and even just being in the presence of such a Godly and unmatchable name, will make any woman climax so intensely and orgasmic to the point that she will absolutely never ever feel or be satisfied by another person ever again, being that no one else can even come close to satisfying them like someone with such a unmatchable and godly name. This name will forever be the most attractive, vivid, undefeated, most respected, worshipped, wisest, most imitated but never duplicated, and makes woman most moist and wet during fornication with no lubrication, no matter the time, person, place, or situation. Did I mention this name smells better than bacon, always pure and true, so being fake is forsaken, allowed to give any woman's behind a spankin, guaranteed cervix breakin, without having to be hard it could even do so when half hard or soft just danglin. So to all you other lower and mediocre names out there, sorry but The best and most highest and superb name Edward Ramos has already been taken.

I wish My name was Edward Ramos So I could be the most handsome, ginormasly well endowed, and be worshipped by the most beautiful and bustiest woman to ever walk planet earth.

by Donnie Punani November 24, 2021

Edward

Narcissistic and Egotistocal Prick,
A person that does not deserve happiness.
A backstabbing untrustworthy cunt

Edward is the most Egotistical person on earth

by Syrup938228 November 21, 2021

edward

a sussy baka

have u seen edward today? yes sussy baka uwu 🥺🥺

by duhpresseddoggi July 15, 2021

edward skeletrix

One of the most creative minds of our generation and the foreseeable future.

Person 1: Bro did you hear that new edward skeletrix song?
Person 2: Yea bro the creativity and beat selection is mind blowing, we totally have to go to Skeletrix Island sometime.

by hldmyhnds February 24, 2024

Neil Francis Edward

The sexiest man alive

Commoner: You know Neil Francis Edward, he is the sexiest man alive

by BIGMANDONTQUESTION November 19, 2020

Edward

Edward is a spotty , tubby, ginger cunt who rides a white transit van around primary schools and makes them sit on his minuscule penis for a living he’s often dirty and likes a quick fiddle mostly with kids underage he is usually Muslim and obese

.Omg that Edward is such a paki cunt
.that ukkers sket reminds me of an Edward

by Alfie unad May 10, 2020