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she doesn't count

when two males are discussing who they fancy and they name the female that every other male fancies.

Its the highest status a female can receive in school or at work in terms of who fancies her.
Male 1: "So which one of the girls do you fancy then."

Male 2: "Jane"

Male 1: "Yes I fancy Jane as well but everyone fancies Jane, you have to name someone else, she doesn't count."

Male 2: "OK I also fancy Sarah."

Male 1: "I also fancy Helen."
by covdav October 13, 2010
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it doesnt matter

by sj0r April 27, 2003
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dressing the salad

What you accomplish when you toss the salad after letting him release in your mouth. See tossing the salad.
Person A: "So, after he came in my mouth he asked me to toss his salad."
Person B: "Oh, so he wasn't satisfied with a straight out ass lick. He wanted his spunk spread around his own trunk. Let me tell you sweetie, you were dressing the salad"
by r.c.586 June 2, 2009
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freekum dress

when a woman is gettin bitched down by other classier, hotter, sluttier (usually all 3) women, that individual wears her "freekum dress". Also used to seduce men and stop them oogling other potential sluts.
Look at that slut wearing her Freekum Dress
by Guj August 25, 2006
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i pity teh fool who doesnt like ice cream!

the talk of mr. T, but with some added nerd-talk. he is expressing his pity for the fools who dont like the frozen dairy product called ice cream
sam gloshen: i dont like ice cream
MR T.:i pity teh fool who doesnt like ice cream!


chris daviduk: MR T. do you pity teh fool who doesnt like ice cream?

MR T.: i pity teh fool who doesnt like ice cream!
by mr. beck's advisory March 3, 2009
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Does this make me look fat?

Actually, there is an answer to this statement that is as feared as "you are the father". Though it is a question.
GF: Does this {article of clothing} make me look fat?
BF: Before you ask me, ask yourself, 'Do I feel fat wearing this?' Then, maybe I can give you a better answer!
by IcyHaku December 1, 2004
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Mutton Dressed as Lamb

When an older woman tries to dress young to be "cool". Usually involves jeans with rhinestones, Ed Hardy shirts, multi-highlighted hair, and some serious heels to finish off the look. Usually very embarrassing to her kids who are in either middle or high school. Still lives in the 80's with her music. Will still wait in line to see Bon Jovi.
"Man, Karly's mom thinks she is still hot. With her halter top and tight jeans, she definitely qualifies as 'mutton dressed as lamb'."
by ICT-TARA January 7, 2011
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