A person who blows morbidly obese fat dudes for pennies, for the purpose of collecting enough pennies to roll up and shove up his own ass to satisfy his sick pleasure
by TheGreatOne86 November 14, 2010
Get the Rhino Diver mug.The female version of tea-bagging somebody where a naked woman squats over a man's face and forces her genital lips onto his face like a falcon diving for its prey.
How was your date this Lisa, dude?
Aw, man! You'll never believe this chick! She totally Falcon-Dived my ass!
Aw, man! You'll never believe this chick! She totally Falcon-Dived my ass!
by MightyDangle October 13, 2011
Get the Falcon-Dive mug.bus driver's nickname for people, mainly old or hard-of-walking, who have to get off the bus backwards, hence like a deep-sea diver would get off a boat.
now becoming a rare site due to the widespread use of low-floor, easy access buses. but can still be witnessed on the odd bus route operated with step-entrance buses, or coaches. national express seem to get a lot of this particular type of passenger.
generally these people will be the first to get up, and will be waiting by the door as the bus arrives at their stop. they will then proceed to turn around and move extremely slowly, whilst other exasperated passengers stand patiently waiting, wondering why he/she couldn't have just waited for everyone else to get off first.
now becoming a rare site due to the widespread use of low-floor, easy access buses. but can still be witnessed on the odd bus route operated with step-entrance buses, or coaches. national express seem to get a lot of this particular type of passenger.
generally these people will be the first to get up, and will be waiting by the door as the bus arrives at their stop. they will then proceed to turn around and move extremely slowly, whilst other exasperated passengers stand patiently waiting, wondering why he/she couldn't have just waited for everyone else to get off first.
"sorry I'm late, i had one of them bastard deep-sea divers holding me up, taking her time to get off"
"we've had a complaint. you apparently didnt stop to pick up Mrs. xxxxx this morning"
"thats because she's a deep-sea diver, and i was running late"
"we've had a complaint. you apparently didnt stop to pick up Mrs. xxxxx this morning"
"thats because she's a deep-sea diver, and i was running late"
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