Bowmasters disorder

When you play bowmasters too much and your addicted to bowmasters and you want to shit every time you play and you can’t stop

I’m shitting and playing bowmasters

You have Bowmasters Disorder

by Little_dick_nigga February 12, 2019

Intimacy Disorder

A condition that makes the victim crave emotional intimacy due to lack of it in their past.

A person with Intimacy Disorder may have trouble connecting with someone because of fear of being hurt.
Someone with Intimacy Disorder make have coping mechanisms like humor, television, or food to help them get through the loneliness they feel.

" I heard Kaden has Intimacy Disorder and can't connect to anyone on a true emotional level"

by Y337801 March 17, 2019

kiddi disorder

The kiddi disorder is a disorder so rare only 2 people in the world have shown symptoms and been diagnosed by doctors so far. Some symptoms may include kids doing things that are so stupid they are unbelievably funny but only to them, random energy bursts, constantly wanting to eat a 24 pack of Maccas chicken nuggets. You will also need a brain scan to prove that you have this disorder. This disorder is very serious and could be possibly life-threatening to those who have the disorder and other is no current treatment.

person 1: "look at those kids over there doing that stupid thing."
person 2: "they think they are the funniest people in the world"
person 1: "maybe they have kiddi disorder"

by kiddi foundation August 2, 2019

Neurological Disorder

A disorder of the brain

Mr. Mann has a Neurological Disorder.

by Bababoeey1234234921 July 20, 2021

bjoern disorder

A disorder someone might have when they blame everything and everyone but themselves for a problem

That's mikey, ever since he got dumped, hes been really bad with bjoern disorder.

by fishcfishface April 26, 2022

dipping disorder type Mushok

when your getting too lit and you humped yo guitar dry and you need to dip it in da bbq sauce for moisture in fashion of Staind's mike mushok

damn! mike got so lit yesterday he might have dipping disorder type Mushok!

by SwimtrunKs November 19, 2022

inflation disorder

Disorder in which you are obsessed with inflation a vagina with your mouth and then pushing the air out by slapping their stomach. A person with this disorder will talk about it non stop and berate their friends with traumatizing in depth inflation stories.

“Kieran has a severe case of Inflation disorder, he keeps inflating Abby Lee Miller and Wendy Williams and Steve Harvey and Dr. Phil”

by Shane Yaw August 22, 2023