dirty trade

a homosexual male that is masculine but does not take care of his hygiene very well.

Gay Friend 1: Girl how is trade doing.

Gay Friend 2: He ok, but child we was about to have sex and the room just immediately became funky.

Gay Friend 1: Oh girl he dirty trade.

by actionfigurine September 17, 2018

Dirty Destinee

A beautiful babe who absolutely oozes confidence, an absolute snack, and an incourigible flirt. If you get you a Dirty Destinee spend as much time as you can munching that box like an all you can eat buffet.

Brian found a Dirty Destinee and spent the entire night going to town on that girl like a bowl of icecream.

by Proditis Media July 1, 2020

dirty fade

Self taught hairstyle originating out of Kokomo, IN; Similar to a military fade, requiring a #2-3 on the sides and a #4-5 on top, normally performed on friends with the same set of trimmers used to trim your pubic hair.

Fat Cox needed his fro trimmed, so I gave him a dirty fade.

by CSR August 3, 2007

houston dirty

The act of getting head while standing and after cumming on her face gently push her head through your sweaty taint.

Bro I killed it last night The fat girls always love a houston dirty.
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by swerve002 December 12, 2013

Dirty Aedan

The act of letting a sexual partner shove multiple little league trophies up ones asshole and the immediate filling a pocket pussy with icy hot and fucking it. The act ends when the person either bleeds out or ejaculates.

Derf: “Hey man I heard you went to the hospital, what happened?”
Ferguson: “Aww man it was great. I convinced my girlfriend to do a Dirty Aedan with me.”

by derfferguson April 17, 2020

Dirty Shaymus

A Dirty Shaymus is when you put your bong into someones asshole and light a bowl while the recipient sucks in with their ass. After the bowl is finished the recipient farts out the smoke and the person who lit the bowl sucks the air out of the asshole.

"I gave James a Dirty Shaymus the other night. I got fucking baked!"

by lunydusterman November 24, 2020

Dirty Garth

A woman/man/other with a massively untamed bush approaches. You proceed to douse dat bush with honey. It is now conditioned. Beginning to comb the bush with your teeth, you indulge a little. You and your tongue begin to buzz, much like a bee. The trimming ensues. Only a true Dirty Garth can produce a perfectly sculpted Garden of Eden with the tenacious gnashing of his teeth alone. This process doubles as a dental hygiene session. Just before she cums, you shove 3 live bees up her asshole.

Girl 1: Wow, where did you get your pubes done?! They look fabulous.
Girl 2: This mystifying man from the pub last night, he gave me the dirtiest Dirty Garth I've ever had!

Girl 1: Amazing...Truely.

by TheFlattyLord April 23, 2022