When you get into a fight with someone, then the person you fought starts to set you on fire, realises that that’s not the best idea. So the train a pony to bite of you wiener.
by Dr toaster June 09, 2020
Dirty Lyndsay is an oxymoron.
by KingThem December 04, 2020
Dragging male genitalia through dirt/ mud before engaging in intercourse where one's partner's head is covered in a musty, rancid blanket.
by WhatDoesThatMean? April 16, 2011
by mregina June 20, 2014
by Jsquirls September 27, 2021
The act of shoving a tablespoon up a mans gaping asshole and the dancing on his back with 3 dingos while La Campanella plays in the background
by andi420 April 03, 2021
When doing something extremely stupid while performing a sexual act, usually while trying to make masturbation more pleasurable or adventurous.
Mike: Man I thought it would really feel awesome if I heated my fake vagina in the microwave. But when I stuck my dick in the fake pussy it was like sticking my dick in molten lava. The plastic CyberSkin actually stuck to my dick. It looked like a red birch tree with all the skin falling off.
Colby: Wow that was really dumb I would have stuck my finger in first. You really pulled a dirty farrar.
Colby: Wow that was really dumb I would have stuck my finger in first. You really pulled a dirty farrar.
by lickalotofpuss69 March 24, 2011