dorky dad

the best kinds of dads, because you can make fun of them when they tell horrible dad jokes.

Dad: "Hey, want to hear one of my jokes!"
Me: "You're such a dorky dad."

by SomeBoyNamedSue December 24, 2017

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Dad Spackle

The little pieces of shit your dad leaves behind after using the toilet.

Mark: You alright bro? You were in there for a while.
Joe: Sorry dude, it was a rough one. I left some dad spackle in the bowl; you might want to clean it up before your girlfriend comes over.

by supercrapdog December 25, 2012

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Nicole’s dad

A mythic creature believe to be a folktale/ghost story, it’s said to have been millions of years since anyone has seen him.

“Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Nicole’s dad?” “Friend 2: haha good joke”

by Pussyslaya449 October 24, 2018

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Dad Dance

Jim Hopper dancing in Stranger Things.

"Hey did you see Hopper dancing in Stranger Things?"

"Yes! The dad dance king!"

by DadBodExpert December 14, 2017

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Our dad

Our dad is Laura’s dad.
He’s funny, has glasses, a bit awkward on camera but its absolutely fine. Our dad, we love our dad because he has cool hair. Our dad is very much the most best-est dad in the whole wide world.

random girl from England: he’s our dad now boo
Laura: LMAO

by #1 fan of dad April 12, 2022

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